my own obiturary thanks to Hillary
Since I was so aptly told the pervious day that a long time friend of six years is now being made to force himself to believe that I am dead to him...I figured the least I could do is to write out a worthy obiturary.
At the tender age of 18 Miss Marie _____ has died at the rage of a bitter and unbelieving girlfriend of her long time friend Mr. Bryan ______. The murder occured when Miss Hillary _____ believed that her boyfriend's old high school friend was coming on to him and misunderstood a joke. Miss_____ proceeding to track down and confront Marie about the said joke. When Marie tried to explain all she was given was the brutal and cruel berating diatribe of a miserable and desperate girlfriend. In her rage Hillary stabbed Marie repeatedly and kept repeatedly stabbing long after Marie had passed away. The police report only stated that there were no charges pressed because the friends and family of Marie knew she would not want her friend implicated in any sort of trouble relating to her. As for Mr. Bryan _____ when asked what he thought at the death of his old friend he only stated that he only wished he had known what his actions would've meant. Marie will be missed, and the tragedy of her death will not be forgotten by her friends, her family, or her murderer.
Yeah, so...that's lame and morbid. I don't much care. I just wanted to get it out. Late.
At the tender age of 18 Miss Marie _____ has died at the rage of a bitter and unbelieving girlfriend of her long time friend Mr. Bryan ______. The murder occured when Miss Hillary _____ believed that her boyfriend's old high school friend was coming on to him and misunderstood a joke. Miss_____ proceeding to track down and confront Marie about the said joke. When Marie tried to explain all she was given was the brutal and cruel berating diatribe of a miserable and desperate girlfriend. In her rage Hillary stabbed Marie repeatedly and kept repeatedly stabbing long after Marie had passed away. The police report only stated that there were no charges pressed because the friends and family of Marie knew she would not want her friend implicated in any sort of trouble relating to her. As for Mr. Bryan _____ when asked what he thought at the death of his old friend he only stated that he only wished he had known what his actions would've meant. Marie will be missed, and the tragedy of her death will not be forgotten by her friends, her family, or her murderer.
Yeah, so...that's lame and morbid. I don't much care. I just wanted to get it out. Late.