dear santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I punched closet_bound in the arm (-10 points). In February prone210 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I gave heart_struck a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I put money in willow82's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
istayconfused