make it up

[istarvechildren]

Today I found a can of OFF! in my kitchen cabinet, along with catfood, a rice cooker and a 5gallon bottle of Sierra premium water. Also, I found a calendar for Curves and a vacuum cleaner, NOT in my cabinet, but in my kitchen, itself. Using all of the aforementioned items, I have a PLAN. This plan is to eliminate West Nile virus, the plague on today's youth, and REALLY, society AT LARGE. Definitely. Bunny Chicken, the ninja kitty, has decided to assist me in my attempt to make the world a better place for all, and find a cure for Groat's syndrome. (and the W.N.V.)

-The End-