Name Game

[istari02]

Amy posted stuff about her first and middle names and pointed to this site in her LJ, so this comes courtesy of her. I find it frighteningly accurate. Well, for the most part. I think I take an interest in the spiritual, it just doesn't overtake my interest in the material

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[istari02]

I also looked up Aaron's names, because I felt like it and I'm a cool friend like that. He doesn't even have to go to the trouble of looking them up himself; they're all right here for him. Note that this is my friend Aaron, not other Aarons or Roberts you may know, so don't confuse them with this.

Name: Aaron
Meaning: Asshole
Name Origin: Hebrew
Number of Syllables: 2
Gender: Male

More interesting facts about the name Aaron:

Lucky Number: 4
Ruling Planet: Uranus
Element: Air
Primary Color: Green
Traits: Inclined to appear strange and eccentric because he usually comes ahead of her time. Very interested in the occult; in psychic research. Inclined to do anyting out of the ordinary, like buttsex. Strong intuitive tendencies. Can be bitingly sarcastic if crossed. Believes in liberty and equality. Can usually predict the probable outcome of actions and buttsexnesses.

Name: Robert
Meaning: Small Penis
Name Origin: English
Number of Syllables: 2.00
Gender: Male

More interesting facts about the name Robert:

Lucky Number: 6
Ruling Planet: Venus
Element: Earth
Primary Color: Indigo
Traits: Gentle and impotent; unpleasant and unsociable. Usually good looking in comparison to a Placovian. Natural Peacekeeper; able to soothe ruffled feelings, with a pulse pistol. Often experiences difficulties in resisting the mist. Excellent as a hostess. Unfriendly and disagreeable.

Note: I didn't change the ruling planets...your ruling planets seriously are Venus and Uranus. If that isn't coincidental humor, I don't know what is!

[sangretu]

You're a cock.

In all honesty though, I had just looked them up and was getting ready to post them here, only to find that, to my surprise, you had done it for me.

I admit a surprising accuracy...

strange and eccentric? check.
occult and psychic interests? check.
buttsex? che...wait, that wasn't in the original, fucker!
bitingly sarcastic? check.
predict the outcome of...hey!

All right, damn it. Now I have to post the real ones. You really are a cock. For the record, there's nothing wrong with some good buttsex! And you misspelled Placavian.

Aaron
Enlightened

Name Origin: Hebrew
Number of Syllables: 2
Gender: Male

More interesting facts about the name Aaron:

Lucky Number: 4
Ruling Planet: Uranus
Element: Air
Primary Color: Green
Traits: Inclined to appear strange and eccentric because s/he is usually ahead of her/his time. Very interested in the occult; in psychic research. Inclined to do anyting out of the ordinary. Strong intuitive tendencies. Can be bitingly sarcastic if crossed. Believes in liberty and equality. Can usually predict the probable outcome of actions and businesses.

Robert
Bright fame

Name Origin: English
Number of Syllables: 2.00
Gender: Male

More interesting facts about the name Robert:

Lucky Number: 6
Ruling Planet: Venus
Element: Earth
Primary Color: Indigo
Traits: Gentle and refined; pleasant and sociable. Usually good looking. Natural peacemaker; able to soothe ruffled feelings. Often experiences difficulties in financial fields. Excellent as a host or hostess. Friendly and agreeable.