Death and Taxes
No, I'm not dead, but I am getting all my taxes from last year as a return. Yay! It's about 500 bucks. I recently saw my account balance, though. It's like I'm making dinner for an entire synagogue, and I just realized that Jesus left on vacation without telling me.
Whoever coined the phrase "mo' money, mo' problems" should be shot twice in the face and draped over the body of another person of the same gender in an appeal to America's appetite for humor involving homosexuality.
In case you didn't notice, I'm feeling very random and not terribly high-spirited at the moment.
Whoever coined the phrase "mo' money, mo' problems" should be shot twice in the face and draped over the body of another person of the same gender in an appeal to America's appetite for humor involving homosexuality.
In case you didn't notice, I'm feeling very random and not terribly high-spirited at the moment.