dbsk: you can't always get what you want
yunho/jaejoong; rps; g; 211 words
disclaimer: FICTION
Jaejoong skips after Yunho when they exit the playground, Vick bouncing along with him.
Yunho senses impending disaster.
"Yunho, that pet shop we passed earlier-"
"No."
"B-but-" Pouts.
"You know you're too old to do that." Glares.
"We're not getting another dog." Just after Yunho finishes his sentence, Vick relieves himself on Yunho's right sneaker.
"Vick doesn't agree with you." Insert leer here.
Arms fly around when Yunho wants to make a point. "Just, no. Okay? You have one, Yoochun has one, Junsu has one. We have three already." He kicks off his wet sneaker, picks it up with two fingers and limps away to his car.
Jaejoong squints his eyes, and does the one thing he rarely does on purpose. Think.
A week later
In the morning of Yunho's birthday, Jaejoong comes into their room with a cake singing Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.. happy birthday dear Yun-
Woof! Comes from the living room.
Yunho awakes with a start.
"Harang and Xiahki are at the daycare." He muses aloud.
"And that's not Vick."
Jaejoong has that shit-eating grin on his face.
"Jaejoong? Care to share with the rest of the class?"
The shit-eating grin turns eerily more triumphant. Like Yoda.
"That's your birthday present."
a/n:
yunho loves Taepoong, he does.
and title is taken from a Rolling Stones song, lolcakes.
also, pitiful attempt at writing crack. or at writing in general for that matter.
disclaimer: FICTION
Jaejoong skips after Yunho when they exit the playground, Vick bouncing along with him.
Yunho senses impending disaster.
"Yunho, that pet shop we passed earlier-"
"No."
"B-but-" Pouts.
"You know you're too old to do that." Glares.
"We're not getting another dog." Just after Yunho finishes his sentence, Vick relieves himself on Yunho's right sneaker.
"Vick doesn't agree with you." Insert leer here.
Arms fly around when Yunho wants to make a point. "Just, no. Okay? You have one, Yoochun has one, Junsu has one. We have three already." He kicks off his wet sneaker, picks it up with two fingers and limps away to his car.
Jaejoong squints his eyes, and does the one thing he rarely does on purpose. Think.
A week later
In the morning of Yunho's birthday, Jaejoong comes into their room with a cake singing Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.. happy birthday dear Yun-
Woof! Comes from the living room.
Yunho awakes with a start.
"Harang and Xiahki are at the daycare." He muses aloud.
"And that's not Vick."
Jaejoong has that shit-eating grin on his face.
"Jaejoong? Care to share with the rest of the class?"
The shit-eating grin turns eerily more triumphant. Like Yoda.
"That's your birthday present."
a/n:
yunho loves Taepoong, he does.
and title is taken from a Rolling Stones song, lolcakes.
also, pitiful attempt at writing crack. or at writing in general for that matter.