Hire Me
If anyone would like to give me a job organizing their suitcases into the smallest amount of space with optimal access to all necessary things, you would get your moneys worth.
Cause let me tell you, I can organize.
Pier One should hire me. My decorating skills are not pro, but I could set up their displays like no one else.
For reals.
And I would enjoy doing it.
And I can lift heavy things.
And I know ALL about moving. I move ALL the time.
Someone needs to hire me.
Immediately.
I want an apartment. With Matthew. And a bed. And my books.
And our four tea kettles.
Yes.
Cause let me tell you, I can organize.
Pier One should hire me. My decorating skills are not pro, but I could set up their displays like no one else.
For reals.
And I would enjoy doing it.
And I can lift heavy things.
And I know ALL about moving. I move ALL the time.
Someone needs to hire me.
Immediately.
I want an apartment. With Matthew. And a bed. And my books.
And our four tea kettles.
Yes.