Dec 20, 2004 18:48
Bad Santa
See there once was a guy named sir St. Nick.
You might think he's this jolly old man,
But He's Really a prick
He sees you when you're sleeping,
he knows when your awake.
SO sleep with one eye open or expect to get raped.
You'll probably think he's a really nice guy,
but it's what you don't know.
He sleeps with elves in dioffernt area codes.
North Pole, South Pole, East Pole, West.
He's getting differnt girls to rub on their breasts.
YOu probably all think this holiday's the bomb,
unless you like the fact of santa sleeping with your mom.
Now this may sound wrong,
but it's all good.
What you probably dont know is you see him on HBO.
With Carmen Electra and Stephanie O.
So this is the end of our beautiful song.
Hope that next christmas santa doesn't get you a thong.