Of course, this is probably just going to make it worse
Google News keeps filing stories about the Lindsay Lohan prison drama under "Recommended". This is embarrassing, because I really admire Google and I care what it thinks of me. And apparently Google thinks that I'm the kind of person who wants to read about Lindsay Lohan which I'm not. Now I'm worried that Google's telling its friends what a loser I am, and now it's not going to invite me to all its cool parties.