"What about pointed sticks?"

[isomeme]

I am starting to plan my packing strategy for the Orlando trip (yes, I have OCD, why do you ask?), and wanted to see what the latest TSA utterly useless farcesafety regulations had to say about various items I might want to carry onto the aircraft. My favorite section concerns itself with sharp objects, wherein we find the following table:

Comments

[baal_kriah]

The shards of glass disallowance would logically have to be extended to anything made of glass which could be broken to create a sharp shard. No bottles or mirrors, please.

[isomeme]

Pardon me, did you really just attempt to apply logic to the policy dictates of a Federal agency?

[baal_kriah]

Not really. I was applying logic to your comments on the policy dictates of a Federal agency. Is that equally futile?

[isomeme]

Today, it just might be. :P This could be a new bit of slang. "Don't even try to reason with me, honey, I'm having a Federal agency day."

[baal_kriah]

"Close enough for government work."