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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave gender a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Sunday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole aaskie's purse (30 points). In June I stole hamillfic's purse (-30 points). In November I gave azewewish a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-21 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
fruity_donut
Kinky.