Emily:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/fruity_donut/84051.html?thread=318291#t318291Cyn: WHAT IF SHE SHOOK HIS HANDS?
Emily: HAND OMG
Cyn: because fuck, dude
Emily: this movie marathon thing is going to have to happen soon so that I can see these pics. because DEAR FUCKING GOD.
Emily: LIAM.
Emily: HANDS.
Emily: PIE.
Cyn: ... you know the great thing, about shaking hands with Liam?
Cyn: you know he's wanked.
Cyn: so it's like proxy!penis touching.
Cyn: and that is how my thought process works.
Emily: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Emily: I love you.
Cyn: *beam*
Emily: so if she touched his hands, and he touched his penis, then technically if I touch her hand, I'm only 3 degrees from touching Liam's penis myself.
SHHHH THIS IS TOTALLY HOW YOU WRITE A HISTORY PAPER.
[eta] 2 hours and 30 minutes later and FUCK all I need is an intro and I'm done with this bitch. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, CHARLEMAGNE.