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Sep 16, 2005 21:35

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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:18:31 UTC


And so the queen rat decided it would be best if she came up from the sewers to check up on the humans she so loved to watch and annoy. She loved being down in the smelly depths of the feces and sludgy waters, but she had to break from her paradise because her curiosity got the best of her. She was a rat with no control over herself, which led to many nights breeding with her fellow rats complete with orgy parties and rat droppings, but it also meant she had become a maniac for the dramatic.

Her smell was that of an abaondoned garbage dump... or septic tank (take your pic), and her eyes were a dull black. Feeling her tail perk at the thought of seeing the humans doing something new that she could bring back to her minions, she waited in silence... save for the odd squeek she could not keep from escaping her jagged teeth.

Why is this rat so obsessed you may ask? Well friends, the sewers can do funny things to your brain when you are a rat. The darkness, the flying fur, the sewage... rats just love that stuff.

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ayida September 17 2005, 05:20:52 UTC
omg rat!wank *dies*

Sadie pwns.

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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:21:58 UTC
Bwah:P Was so not my idea -shifts eyes-

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:22:23 UTC
You are officially TOTALLY AWESOME.

For that, you get Johnny's FUCKING SEXY OMG hands.


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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:23:21 UTC
FAH! Am dead now. HANDS kill me! And HIS hands kill me dedder than ded x_________X

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:25:21 UTC
HANDS. I know. I know. I am a faithful hands!fangirl. Particularly Liam Neeson's hands. THEY'RE SO BIG.


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kiana September 17 2005, 05:27:15 UTC
Particularly Liam Neeson's hands

I was totally waiting for that. *happysigh* Morepls.

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:28:19 UTC
Of course you were. Hands/Liam Neeson/Emily, OT3!!!


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kiana September 17 2005, 05:29:51 UTC
Hands/Liam Neeson/Emily, OT3!!!

You are so getting that on an icon. Somehow. Yus.

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:32:27 UTC
*goes to make*

Mwahaha, I should just make icons of everything. Ewan/Boyd/Blackberry Jam, OT3, as well.

.....fuck.

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kiana September 17 2005, 05:24:04 UTC
holy.

fucking.

hell.

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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:29:48 UTC


See? Even Dwayne hates rats! Whyfor did they not use his hand though. Would have made the picture so much better -_-

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:31:21 UTC
Indeed, rats are NASTYOMG.

*throws up another Johnny hand pic to make it better*


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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:32:34 UTC
I am officially killed!

Toooo good to me! I swear!

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pandorya September 17 2005, 05:35:36 UTC


Because you are so good to me, I will share with you my eyecandy.

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isolabela September 17 2005, 05:36:22 UTC
.....fuh. Soprettyyumwant.

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