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This is a phone call I received at work yesterday:
Me: Thanks for calling CVS where the customer comes first, this is Elisabeth how can I help you?
Kid: (in southern accent) Yes, um, ma'am, I was wondering if you could help me. My name is Tim and I'm calling to see if you have any pregnancy tests because I think I might be pregnant.
Me: (pause) Is this a crank call?
Kid: No ma'am, I need a male pregnancy test.
Me: (pause) I don't think I can help you.
Kid: Please ma'am, I'm just real scared. I don't feel good and I don't know what to do.
Me: I suggest you go to a doctor.
Kid: You don't have any male pregnancy tests?
Me: (pause) No. You should go to a doctor if you don't feel good.
Kid: Well ma'am, I surely do appreciate your help. Goodbye.
It was so weird!
And I could tell the kid was like 13 or 14, and he didn't laugh or giggle or anything. Maybe it was Crank Yankers!
Me: Thanks for calling CVS where the customer comes first, this is Elisabeth how can I help you?
Kid: (in southern accent) Yes, um, ma'am, I was wondering if you could help me. My name is Tim and I'm calling to see if you have any pregnancy tests because I think I might be pregnant.
Me: (pause) Is this a crank call?
Kid: No ma'am, I need a male pregnancy test.
Me: (pause) I don't think I can help you.
Kid: Please ma'am, I'm just real scared. I don't feel good and I don't know what to do.
Me: I suggest you go to a doctor.
Kid: You don't have any male pregnancy tests?
Me: (pause) No. You should go to a doctor if you don't feel good.
Kid: Well ma'am, I surely do appreciate your help. Goodbye.
It was so weird!
And I could tell the kid was like 13 or 14, and he didn't laugh or giggle or anything. Maybe it was Crank Yankers!