Down and out in London and Paris
I don't know what tastes more disgusting, the protein shake with soy milk or the salad I made. Both are pretty terrible. I think the protein shake is the slight winner. Now I am eating organic mungbean chips. Mmm...
Even though I despise Tom Cruise, his and Katie's kid is really cute.
I've been trying to find a dress to wear to this cocktail work function next week. It's a task and a half. Dresses make me look like Blockman - no ass, tits or hips. It would be nice to have at least one of those assets.
Damien Rice is coming to Australia and playing in Sydney the night before my birthday. How grand that will be. I hope he makes me cry and want to sit in a corner and rock back and forth like my world is ending.
Even though I despise Tom Cruise, his and Katie's kid is really cute.
I've been trying to find a dress to wear to this cocktail work function next week. It's a task and a half. Dresses make me look like Blockman - no ass, tits or hips. It would be nice to have at least one of those assets.
Damien Rice is coming to Australia and playing in Sydney the night before my birthday. How grand that will be. I hope he makes me cry and want to sit in a corner and rock back and forth like my world is ending.