cranberry juice, dancing while no one's looking.
i have a new workout mantra. whenever i feel like maybe i don't want to work out a given day or i just want to quit in the middle, i just think to myself "shakira.. shakira..shakira.." it used to be "gwyneth.. gwyneth.." but that would be impossible. plus, y'know, the hips don't lie.
i bought a mop today. i figure now that i have it, i'm that much more likely to use it. (so the probability has increased from 0% to 2%. still an infinite improvement)
too..much..cranberry juice. i think i'm gonna hurl. haha, hurl.
oh! oh! remember that time i just didn't read that book for a class? not only did i get full credit on the b.s. response i turned in.. but.. my teacher actually wrote on top "you exhibit remarkable insight plus the ability to turn a phrase." now i feel kinda bad. he got duped. i just read the back of the book and the first 5 pages of the intro. haha, duped.
i was in such a shit mood before i worked out. (hey! i haven't done a "stephen says" yet!) so here it is: stephen was right. those endorphines made it all better. stupid shit weather.
shakira.. shakira.. shakira...
i bought a mop today. i figure now that i have it, i'm that much more likely to use it. (so the probability has increased from 0% to 2%. still an infinite improvement)
too..much..cranberry juice. i think i'm gonna hurl. haha, hurl.
oh! oh! remember that time i just didn't read that book for a class? not only did i get full credit on the b.s. response i turned in.. but.. my teacher actually wrote on top "you exhibit remarkable insight plus the ability to turn a phrase." now i feel kinda bad. he got duped. i just read the back of the book and the first 5 pages of the intro. haha, duped.
i was in such a shit mood before i worked out. (hey! i haven't done a "stephen says" yet!) so here it is: stephen was right. those endorphines made it all better. stupid shit weather.
shakira.. shakira.. shakira...