Well I DO like to play with fire....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole thisisntforme's purse (30 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Wednesday I gave topher928 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I turned kms619 in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I set deniedwings's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
Isobane