Get over it Von Karma

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For anyone who hasn't heard already, I, Miles Edgeworth, have returned to 'the living

Comments

[abitmoresonic]

I think John Smith is a very nice name, thank you.

Oh, they're certainly not all gone yet - like I said, that won't happen for a few more centuries.

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Okay, Mr. Smith. Despite all you have done for the many centuries and how people like to follow your trail of blazing and colonizing land, for your troublemaking on said voyages and how many women you have raped and done unspeakable deeds to, and making Captain Christopher Newport want to shoot himself in his own head, I would like you to meet me at court tomorrow at 8am please. Pocahontes and Chief Powhatan will be there. I think they have a few things they would like you to explain about your spoken history.

Thrilling.

[alcoholicmagic]

Wow, a real trial in Flamingo Heights! Finally! I want to come and watch it! Native Americans versus the White Man!! x3 This is better than getting drunk and watching baseball on TV!

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Oh yes. I'll make sure to turn the court room into a real Pow Wow. I'm sure John Smith really misses those.

[abitmoresonic]

You do realize that you're trying to take a dead person to court, don't you? Have any idea of how many people have had the name John Smith since that particular one died?

Well, I do: it would be 4,829

...No, no, wait, 21st century. I believe it'd be 891. ...Wait, it's 893.

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... It was entirely sarcastic.

Would you be some sort o time traveler?

[timorous_beasty]

Actually, we met that John Smith. And this John Smith is DEFINITELY not that pompous, self-absorbed.... URGH. Whatever the Doctor is, he's not... well, he's not the kind of person who would do those things to people.

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It was sarcasm anyway.