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Okay so I got back from being Sasha and Svet's sex-slave today. On Monday I went to the mall with Dana and saw King Arthur and then Sasha and Svet were there and then I went home with them..Svet got picked up and I slept at Sashas house. So the next day we went to Svets house and had fun there. No more of that rubbing alcohol crap huh? ;) We swam and molested a dragon called S.S. Larry and also this other young little boy with his friend. So we watched Grind which is the best movie ever cuz it has hott dudes like ERIC and BAM and SWEET LOU!! So after we got done drinking our Pepsi and eating our Mentos and raping each other, we went back home [after taking lots of porn ;)] and ate a lot :P
So today we went to the beach but before that, me and Sasha watched Jerry Springer. It was the episode called "Im lovin my cousin" and then the girl on there told her dude that the only dates they go on were to chicken fights with a beer and complained that he wasnt home enough since she is so horny since shes trailer park trash so she slept with some other dude. So the crowd started saying "HILLBILLY WHORE!! HILLBILLY WHORE!!" and when they were fighting they said "HILLBILLY FIGHT!! HILLBILLY FIGHT!!" and it was so funny. Thats the future of our lives, isnt it ;)
So at the beach Sasha and Svet raped me and took my bikini top off and took it from me, but they took pix :O We explored the rocks and then we found a stranded dolphin. After laughing at it for a while, I kinda felt bad. It was bleeding from its fin but it was more like razor burn. God Svet rocks ;) So we sat there watching the dolphin, some hott guys boner, and a hott ass lifeguard with his hott red Baywatch shorts pulled down a little too much. So the dolphin got back into the water so we screamed "SHARK!" So then we got lost trying to find a place to eat but then we did and Svet squirted the ketchup everywhere. We harassed the sea gulls aka pigeons. Then we played Slugbug with orange and yellow cars and other stuff while rocking out to Kill Hannah ;) It was awesome. So then yeah..I got home and did Loras new LJ :D I was her slave but she gave me a pillow.
I love Svet because she always helps me with the most important desicions in my life. Dude, I almost got Coco Puffs but she guided me to the Trix. It was a life-saving miracle. <3
So today we went to the beach but before that, me and Sasha watched Jerry Springer. It was the episode called "Im lovin my cousin" and then the girl on there told her dude that the only dates they go on were to chicken fights with a beer and complained that he wasnt home enough since she is so horny since shes trailer park trash so she slept with some other dude. So the crowd started saying "HILLBILLY WHORE!! HILLBILLY WHORE!!" and when they were fighting they said "HILLBILLY FIGHT!! HILLBILLY FIGHT!!" and it was so funny. Thats the future of our lives, isnt it ;)
So at the beach Sasha and Svet raped me and took my bikini top off and took it from me, but they took pix :O We explored the rocks and then we found a stranded dolphin. After laughing at it for a while, I kinda felt bad. It was bleeding from its fin but it was more like razor burn. God Svet rocks ;) So we sat there watching the dolphin, some hott guys boner, and a hott ass lifeguard with his hott red Baywatch shorts pulled down a little too much. So the dolphin got back into the water so we screamed "SHARK!" So then we got lost trying to find a place to eat but then we did and Svet squirted the ketchup everywhere. We harassed the sea gulls aka pigeons. Then we played Slugbug with orange and yellow cars and other stuff while rocking out to Kill Hannah ;) It was awesome. So then yeah..I got home and did Loras new LJ :D I was her slave but she gave me a pillow.
I love Svet because she always helps me with the most important desicions in my life. Dude, I almost got Coco Puffs but she guided me to the Trix. It was a life-saving miracle. <3