[ Rachel is done with petty social drama. Finally, she has come to realize that she don't need no man to be happy. Her newly discovered independence is totally making her feel ambitious again
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We're so bad at being on hiatus.thisishersonJuly 7 2011, 06:42:18 UTC
[Kurt will most certainly bother her. He really can't help himself. He could just let it go when he walks by and notices her there in the choir room, but he just has to stop and peek. Just for a minute. Besides, she's clearly up to something.
But then peeking through the doorway like a creeper just isn't enough, so he invites himself in.]
I take it you're starting to get used to Wonderland, Rachel? [He tries to keep all of the "you know, because you're trying to monopolize glee club again just like at home" out of his tone. Greetings should be ~civil~ after all.]
That's not what you said when I confronted you about the matter last week.
I was surprised. You handed it right over to me. I guess you just realized it was the right decision, and now it's catching up with you.
[She pretends to look like she has empathy, but she's pretty proud of herself. This may be the best scheme she has ever thought up, and it was so in the moment. All those years of improv were obviously put to good work.]
Rachel, I wasn't here last week. I was swapped with that horrific Lumberjack-chic version of myself. Obviously he would willingly hand Glee Club over, since I'm sure he probably doesn't know any songs that aren't on John Mellencamp's discography.
I can't believe that you actually thought that poorly-dressed idiot was me. Really? Really?
Okay, did you just completely miss the previous event? I can't even imagine how, considering you were heavily involved in the chess half of it. You know I'm not lying, Rachel. I can't be responsible for my Mirror's attempts at ruining everything - I was busy being trapped on the other side of the glass, watching in horror as he took over my life.
Well, Kurt, I feel for you, I do. But honestly, this is just what happens when you procrastinate. You could have dealt with the issue and called together the glee club like you had promised, and you could have done that well before the last event. But, seeing as you didn't play fair and keep your word, another opportunity came for me to gain my rightful place as captain. And I took it, Kurt.
But then peeking through the doorway like a creeper just isn't enough, so he invites himself in.]
I take it you're starting to get used to Wonderland, Rachel? [He tries to keep all of the "you know, because you're trying to monopolize glee club again just like at home" out of his tone. Greetings should be ~civil~ after all.]
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Oh, I hello Kurt. Yes, I am, finally.
[ Oh Jesus, she just had the best idea. Time to get her crazy Rachel on]
I see you're taking this rather well.
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...Taking what rather well?
[HE'S A LITTLE SCARED OF THE ANSWER, HONESTLY.]
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But thank you for trusting me to run it, Kurt. I'm so happy you gave me your blessing.
[ MUHAHAHAHA GLEE CLUB SHALL BELONG TO RACHEL]
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I was surprised. You handed it right over to me. I guess you just realized it was the right decision, and now it's catching up with you.
[She pretends to look like she has empathy, but she's pretty proud of herself. This may be the best scheme she has ever thought up, and it was so in the moment. All those years of improv were obviously put to good work.]
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I can't believe that you actually thought that poorly-dressed idiot was me. Really? Really?
[Yeah, he's not pleased.]
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I understand how this could be an issue, but how do I know you aren't lying? I don't work well with liars, Kurt.
[Because she never lies, ever. Except today.]
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