Another YouTube-inspired song parody
Now, if only I could get some musically-inclined friends to perform this, I'd have the perfect protest video! ;-)
"The Internet Is for Porn" Based on the original performance by the cast of Avenue Q
"The Internet Is for Spam" Parody by Ingeborg S. Nordén
Dedicated to all my YouTube buddies who are sick and tired of the obscene comments, attack videos, and abusively-named sockpuppet accounts directed at them.
[SPAMMER #1:] The Internet is really great
For spam!
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
To spam!
I love the YouTube site--
I spam!
A new account each night
To spam!
It's net-harrassment at the speed of light,
My spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] You jerks!
[SPAMMER #2:] The Internet is for spam
[INNOCENT USER:] Hey, Admins...
[SPAMMER #2:] The Internet is for spam
[INNOCENT USER:] What are you guys doing?!?
[SPAMMER #2:] Why, those admins don't give a damn--
Spam, spam, spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] You bastards...
[SPAMMER #3:] Hello there, loser!
[INNOCENT USER:] You are ruining this web site!
[SPAMMER #3:] No duh! How else are we gonna get you to stop posting here?
[INNOCENT USER:] Well, if you don't mind, I'm blocking and reporting ALL of you...
[SPAMMER #3:] Block, shmock--we're not stopping!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] I'm glad we have this new technology
For spam!
Which gives us untold opportunity
To spam--hah, pwned you!
Right from our PC screen
We can one-star, flame, be mean
Until you've had enough of our comments obscene--
Our spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] Aaaagh!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] The Internet is for spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] NOOOO!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] The Internet is for spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] Stop it NOW!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Complain all night, it ain't worth a damn--we'll spam, spam, spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] That's wrong, you bastards!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Sticks and stones, lamer!
[INNOCENT USER:] No, really! Normal people don't create a dozen accounts to attack people and their favorite TV shows.
[SPAMMER #1:] Ohhhh?
[INNOCENT USER:] Don't play dumb with me!
[SPAMMER #2:] Ready, normal people?
["NORMAL" PEOPLE:] Ready--ready--ready!
[SPAMMER #3:] Let me hear it!
["NORMAL" PEOPLE:] The Internet's not for spam!
[SPAMMER #1:] What the [bleep] ?!?
["NORMAL" PEOPLE:] The Internet's not for spam!
[SPAMMER #2:] You people suck!
["NORMAL" PEOPLE:] Listen, dudes, it's worse than rude
To spam, spam, spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] The Internet is not for spam--you tell 'em!
[SPAMMERS:] Spam, apam, sp--
[INNOCENT USER:] Hold on a minute!
Now, sesamestreetsucks, I know for a fact that you check e-mail and surf heavy metal sites online.
[SPAMMER #1:] That's correct.
[INNOCENT USER:] And Toiletguy911, you search for odd pictures on Google to use in your channel.
[SPAMMER #2:] Sure!
[INNOCENT USER:] And [bleep]ingalligator6969, I know there must be SOME non-attack video here that you like.
[SPAMMER #3, after an awkward hesitation]: Well, maybe...
[INNOCENT USER:] And all of you must have downloaded video programs to edit your clips.
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Right...but what kind of videos do we make?
[INNOCENT USER:] AAAARGH!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] The Internet is for spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] HELP!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] The Internet is for spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] I hate spam!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Type and click, we'll make you sick
From spam, spam, spam!
[INNOCENT USER:] I hate you jerks!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] For spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
[INNOCENT USER:] I'm blocking you!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam
[INNOCENT USER:] I hate the Internet!
[ALL SPAMMERS:] Spam, spam, spam, spam
[SPAMMER #1:] The Internet is for
[SPAMMER #2:] The Internet is for
[SPAMMER #3:] The Internet is for SPAM!
[INNOCENT USER:] NOOOO!