To My Fiance'

Apr 27, 2005 19:58

yeah bordom at work, a bag of doritos, and lack of my PSP lead me to do this

"So a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
there lived a happy young lay's potatoe chip named Chip (ok so i dont have origional names). Chip lived a normal chip life with his normal friends and family and his dog ruffles. So chip was happy.
Well on day chip's mom told him that they were moving away and that he would have to say bye to all of his friends, but that not to worry cause he would make new friends. Chip was after all the most popular plain flavored chip in is whole school. Well like his mom said later that year chip , his mom and ruffles moved away to tortilliachipville.

tortilliachipville was a strang place to chip. He wasnt the popluar guy he use to be, and he got picked on evfery day at school by the Doritios.
"Why are you shaped all funny?" asked the Nachio chesser dorito
"your not very cool chip" said the cool ranch dorito
"You dont even have any flavor." Shouted the extreme spicy salsa dorito
and the super extreme spicer nacho salsa butter fuckin' whoooo! dorito just said "ahhhhh" because he was just to extreme of a flavor for words.

But one day at school a new student came in. Her Name was pringle. Pringle was the most beautful girl Chip had ever seen, and the doritos thought the same thing too.
"Babe you got great curves." said the nachio chesser
"You are way cool" said the cool ranch
"I bet you taste great" said the spice salsa.
and the super extreme spicer nacho salsa butter fuckin' whoooo! dorito just said "ahhhhh" cause he is fucking retarded.

But Pringle didnt like the doritos, she fell in love with Chip. So Pringle and chip were very happy together, and got very close.

Well condoms break, so Chip and pringle found themsels haveing a crumb. They both droped out and Chip started working so he could support his new family. Chip and Pringle Later got married, because they didnt want a bastard crumb. and still they were both very happy.

One day the new family went to a park to play. The baby crumb was plaing on a swing. Chip and Pringle sat on a bench watching with smiles. But suddenly a dark cloud covered the sky. And a big hand cam down an graped chip and pringle and took them up and they would never been seen again. This left the baby all alone.

So the next time you eat a bag of potatoe chips and you look in and only see crumbs left, know this... YOU JUST ATE ALL OF THEIR FUCKING PARENTS!

The moral to this stupid story... buy your fiance' a back up psp, or shit like this is going to happen."
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