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ATTENTION ALL SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE:
Please leave me alone. Stop hiding under my bedsheets so when i pull them back to lay down you crawl out and scare the crap out of me.
Please stop making webs behind my record player. I know it doesn't have a back to it, but I don't want any baby daddy long legs being made back there.
Please stop hiding in my shower so that when I turn the water on you desperatly crawl onto my feet to save yourself, while scaring the crap out of me.
Thank you very much.
sincerely,
the resident of this house.
Please leave me alone. Stop hiding under my bedsheets so when i pull them back to lay down you crawl out and scare the crap out of me.
Please stop making webs behind my record player. I know it doesn't have a back to it, but I don't want any baby daddy long legs being made back there.
Please stop hiding in my shower so that when I turn the water on you desperatly crawl onto my feet to save yourself, while scaring the crap out of me.
Thank you very much.
sincerely,
the resident of this house.