I'm a M.A.N. - Prologue
I'm a M.A.N.
Pairings: YunJae
Length: Chaptered (Prologue/?)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language~ ^ ^;;
Summary: Kim Jaejoong claims that he is a man. A M.A.N. How does he prove this? How can he convince his so-called best friend, Heechul, that he is man from head to toe; inside-out? By digging your own grave by accepting to participate in his harmless game and giving yourself a six-month deadline to complete it, of course!
A/N: Heeeh~ I'm no good at summaries ;_____;
A/N`2: Very different from what I've written so far ^ ^ Felt like a change from all the romance and angst! x)
A/N`3: Sorry for any grammer and spelling mistakes~
A/N`4: Damn, I always end up giving a bunch of A/Ns. Sorry ^ ^;;
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Jaejoong is a man.
Kim Jaejoong is a man.
Kim Jaejoong is a M.A.N.
For Jaejoong, the definition of a man is Kim Jaejoong himself and strongly believes that it should be the official dictionary meaning of man.
man n a beautiful, gorgeous and handsome (and all other similes related to beautiful, gorgeous and handsome) mammal of the male sex, also known as Kim Jaejoong. > manly adj having the same characteristics as Kim Jaejoong. > v to produce movements at least one-hundred percent similar to that of Kim Jaejoong’s.
Also see: sexy, wild, beast.
Ergo, Kim Jaejoong is not gay and because of that Heechul sonnamabeech, he now has to prove with all his almightly Jaejoong power that he is indeed a man. It’s okay though, Jaejoong doesn’t even think he needs to do anything. It’s all in the way he sits, eats, blinks, breathes, talks, and heck, the Kim Jaejoong aura itself is manly.
This is when Jaejoong realises that he caught himself in little, tiny and harmless game created by Heechul, his so-called best friend, but it would be better if he stayed introduced as sonnamabeech.
With a blog to record Jaejoong’s progression through sonnamabeech’s game, someone for Jaejoong to target, half a year to complete this game and all the little planned bits waiting to interrupt Jaejoong and BAM! goes the game over screen, this game is not as easy as Pac-Man eating blue dots for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Proving himself a man is a lot harder than he thinks.
Pairings: YunJae
Length: Chaptered (Prologue/?)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language~ ^ ^;;
Summary: Kim Jaejoong claims that he is a man. A M.A.N. How does he prove this? How can he convince his so-called best friend, Heechul, that he is man from head to toe; inside-out? By digging your own grave by accepting to participate in his harmless game and giving yourself a six-month deadline to complete it, of course!
A/N: Heeeh~ I'm no good at summaries ;_____;
A/N`2: Very different from what I've written so far ^ ^ Felt like a change from all the romance and angst! x)
A/N`3: Sorry for any grammer and spelling mistakes~
A/N`4: Damn, I always end up giving a bunch of A/Ns. Sorry ^ ^;;
,,.
Jaejoong is a man.
Kim Jaejoong is a man.
Kim Jaejoong is a M.A.N.
For Jaejoong, the definition of a man is Kim Jaejoong himself and strongly believes that it should be the official dictionary meaning of man.
man n a beautiful, gorgeous and handsome (and all other similes related to beautiful, gorgeous and handsome) mammal of the male sex, also known as Kim Jaejoong. > manly adj having the same characteristics as Kim Jaejoong. > v to produce movements at least one-hundred percent similar to that of Kim Jaejoong’s.
Also see: sexy, wild, beast.
Ergo, Kim Jaejoong is not gay and because of that Heechul sonnamabeech, he now has to prove with all his almightly Jaejoong power that he is indeed a man. It’s okay though, Jaejoong doesn’t even think he needs to do anything. It’s all in the way he sits, eats, blinks, breathes, talks, and heck, the Kim Jaejoong aura itself is manly.
This is when Jaejoong realises that he caught himself in little, tiny and harmless game created by Heechul, his so-called best friend, but it would be better if he stayed introduced as sonnamabeech.
With a blog to record Jaejoong’s progression through sonnamabeech’s game, someone for Jaejoong to target, half a year to complete this game and all the little planned bits waiting to interrupt Jaejoong and BAM! goes the game over screen, this game is not as easy as Pac-Man eating blue dots for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Proving himself a man is a lot harder than he thinks.