Happy Birthday, Shiv!
It's time to party!
A little ficlet for you. It's unbeta'd, so I'm sure it's full of feral punctuation and misplaced, misused, and just plain missing... things.
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"Get up, you lazy sod." The toe of an immaculately polished boot connected with the side of the mattress, cruelly jarring the sleeping occupant.
"Mmmph."
This time it wasn't a boot. This time, a flick of the wand tilted the bed, tipping the occupant onto the floor. There was an undignified squawk, then a mass of quilts hauled itself back onto the bed and settled again.
Severus raised his wand.
"All right."
The hand appeared first, pushing the bedclothes back just enough to reveal a disgruntled expression and a bit of mussed blond hair. One eye squinted up at the tall, dark wizard glowering at the bedside.
"What's the rush? If it's her birthday, she'll be having a bit of a lie-in. There's no need to be getting up early."
"Half nine is hardly early, and if we're going to be serving her breakfast in bed, we have to be up before she is." Severus folded his arms and fidgeted impatiently. "Besides, it takes you an eternity to get ready. You're worse then any woman I ever knew."
"And you've known so many." Lucius grumbled as he swung his feet over the edge of the bed and sat up, stretching languidly. "But I am soooo worth the wait, am I not?" He smiled seductively at Severus.
"If you say so." Severus tried not to roll his eyes. "But it is never good to keep a lady waiting, and as you are to be the breakfast, it would be very bad form for you to be late."
"All right." Lucius sighed as the padded toward the loo on bare feet. "I'll even use magic and be ready in a tick."
"That'll be the day." Severus muttered under his breath as he watched Lucius' firm, round ass twitch its way across the floor, carried by long, shapely legs. His shook his head and huffed in exasperation as he looked away. Why couldn't he be at least a little bent?
"Get me tea!"
Severus muttered under his breath, but summoned a House Elf.
Lucius was ready to be dressed in a remarkably short time, and Severus took pleasure in pulling the corset laces a bit tighter than usual, making Lucius whinge even more than customary. The stockings and knickers went on smoothly, and the green, dragon hide boots finished the ensemble.
Severus eyed him critically as Lucius tossed his long tresses over his shoulder. "Not bad for a straight man. You really should reconsider, you know. Broaden your horizons."
Lucius smirked and stroked his cheek. "You wish."
"Mm." Severus narrowed his eyes as visions of Lucius on his knees and elbows, perfect, round arse in the air flooded his mind. "Let's get going."
"Do you have everything? Chocolate sauce? Strawberries? Champagne?"
"Yes, yes. I have been up for hours."
Lucius' eyes sparkled. "These little parties are rather fun. Too bad Shiv doesn't have more than one birthday a year."
"We don't have to wait for her birthday, you know."
Lucius laughed, the three cups of tea he'd consumed doing wonders for his humor.
"We wouldn't want to be taken for granted, would we?"
This time, Severus did roll his eyes. "Heaven forbid."
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Hope you have a wonderful day full of blonds, chocolate, and champagne!
ETA: OK, OK, I'm a day early. But with Lucius, you have to start early!
A little ficlet for you. It's unbeta'd, so I'm sure it's full of feral punctuation and misplaced, misused, and just plain missing... things.
~~♥♥♥♥~~
"Get up, you lazy sod." The toe of an immaculately polished boot connected with the side of the mattress, cruelly jarring the sleeping occupant.
"Mmmph."
This time it wasn't a boot. This time, a flick of the wand tilted the bed, tipping the occupant onto the floor. There was an undignified squawk, then a mass of quilts hauled itself back onto the bed and settled again.
Severus raised his wand.
"All right."
The hand appeared first, pushing the bedclothes back just enough to reveal a disgruntled expression and a bit of mussed blond hair. One eye squinted up at the tall, dark wizard glowering at the bedside.
"What's the rush? If it's her birthday, she'll be having a bit of a lie-in. There's no need to be getting up early."
"Half nine is hardly early, and if we're going to be serving her breakfast in bed, we have to be up before she is." Severus folded his arms and fidgeted impatiently. "Besides, it takes you an eternity to get ready. You're worse then any woman I ever knew."
"And you've known so many." Lucius grumbled as he swung his feet over the edge of the bed and sat up, stretching languidly. "But I am soooo worth the wait, am I not?" He smiled seductively at Severus.
"If you say so." Severus tried not to roll his eyes. "But it is never good to keep a lady waiting, and as you are to be the breakfast, it would be very bad form for you to be late."
"All right." Lucius sighed as the padded toward the loo on bare feet. "I'll even use magic and be ready in a tick."
"That'll be the day." Severus muttered under his breath as he watched Lucius' firm, round ass twitch its way across the floor, carried by long, shapely legs. His shook his head and huffed in exasperation as he looked away. Why couldn't he be at least a little bent?
"Get me tea!"
Severus muttered under his breath, but summoned a House Elf.
Lucius was ready to be dressed in a remarkably short time, and Severus took pleasure in pulling the corset laces a bit tighter than usual, making Lucius whinge even more than customary. The stockings and knickers went on smoothly, and the green, dragon hide boots finished the ensemble.
Severus eyed him critically as Lucius tossed his long tresses over his shoulder. "Not bad for a straight man. You really should reconsider, you know. Broaden your horizons."
Lucius smirked and stroked his cheek. "You wish."
"Mm." Severus narrowed his eyes as visions of Lucius on his knees and elbows, perfect, round arse in the air flooded his mind. "Let's get going."
"Do you have everything? Chocolate sauce? Strawberries? Champagne?"
"Yes, yes. I have been up for hours."
Lucius' eyes sparkled. "These little parties are rather fun. Too bad Shiv doesn't have more than one birthday a year."
"We don't have to wait for her birthday, you know."
Lucius laughed, the three cups of tea he'd consumed doing wonders for his humor.
"We wouldn't want to be taken for granted, would we?"
This time, Severus did roll his eyes. "Heaven forbid."
~~♥♥~~
Hope you have a wonderful day full of blonds, chocolate, and champagne!
ETA: OK, OK, I'm a day early. But with Lucius, you have to start early!