27 - video/action for Goldenrod;

[islandshore]

[The video begins with a shot of a drooling Aerodactyl with bloodshot eyes and a bit of raw meat hanging out of her mouth. She's right in the corner of the room, hissing and growling. Fortunately, she isn't rushing forward to attack just yet. Instead, he's tearing through her meat like a wild animal, baring her fangs every once in a while... at

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[thickfat]

I got one! Anko's not... that violent, though. She gets kinda jealous easy and likes attention and gets all growly and bitey sometimes, but I haven't seen her all... wild [wavy hand-gesture here.]

...Yet. [Now he's worried.]

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[islandshore]

Lucky you. Terror acts like a wild animal 24/7, and she'll even attack people.

[He winces, as Terror lets out another hiss.]

Think she's on a different wavelength than the rest of my team.

[And she is, too! Her thought processes are simple and involve food, fighting, and violence. Yay.]

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[thickfat]

Have you tried scratching under her chin? When Anko starts throwing temper tantrums, I just have to scratch under there and she calms down. Maybe it'll work on Terror?

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[islandshore]

If I even get close to her, she tries to rip my arm off.

[Here, he'll prove it by stepping up to her, aaand-- RARGH!

Luckily, Riku's quick enough to jump back.]

And she's level 100. A bite from her leaves me with gashes, and that's if I'm lucky.

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[thickfat]

Oh wow, yikes! She is dangerous!

She doesn't stay out of her Pokeball all the time, does she?

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[islandshore]

She's the only one of my Pokémon who doesn't, and for a good reason.

[Gyaaaaaaaaaa! She might not understand this whole conversation, but she knows they're talking about her, and that's not exactly pleasing.]

Oh, can it. You're the one who's being difficult.

[Shriiiiek. Gosh, dinosaur noises are a pain.]

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[thickfat]

[wincing at the shrieking aljdljg so thankful Anko isn't this horrible]

How long have you had her? Has she always been like that?

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[islandshore]

I've had her since April, and she's always been this bad. Even as a hatchling.

[He groans.]

Difference then was that she was small and weak. Now? She's level 100 and bigger than me.

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[thickfat]

[aaaaaaaaand this is when Marui's all smug]

Maybe you didn't raise her properly, then.

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[islandshore]

[Eyeroll.]

More like I got a bad egg. She acts feral-- always has, and even my other Pokémon can't understand her.

[Not very well, anyway. He even asked his Alakazam to try reading her mind.]

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[thickfat]

Well that just.... really sucks, dude. Sorry about your Aerodactyl, bro.

But hey, maybe there's someone like a Pokemon guru in Johto that could help you tame her? Like, put her through some Pokemon etiquette school, or something. [always look on the bright side of life. yep.]

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[islandshore]

What, like some kind of therapist?

[Pff, man. That'd be something alright.]

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[thickfat]

Yeah? I mean. There are Pokemon Professors right? So why not Pokemon therapists?

[it totally makes sense, okay]

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[islandshore]

Still, I wonder if they'd have the patience for a flesh eating dinosaur.

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[thickfat]

Maybe we'll find one! Can't give up now, yeah? I'm sure she can still be tamed.

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[islandshore]

Better to try than get my arm ripped off, I guess.