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[yes_its_sad]

[Hey guys. Guys. Remember the time when all of the girls' underwear was stolen? Well guess what! Now EVERYBODY is going commando! :'D And to top it all off, there is a volcanic eruption that may or may not be spewing all of those undahpants

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[godtouchesme]

[ DID SOMEONE SAY VAMPIRES ]

[yes_its_sad]

['VAMPIRES!' is what someone said!]

... um. Hello?

[godtouchesme]

Ah, hello.

[ fidgets ]

[yes_its_sad]

S-So! You're here for advice, I take it? Ehehe... I'm not really a 'love doctor' or anything, but I can give it a shot.

[godtouchesme]

[ really just wants her underwear back but she's not going to. say that. ]

I... I guess so.

[yes_its_sad]

[Welp. Hope the random black lacy one happens to be hers before Sacchin puts it to a girl's lost and found box to the side of the desk.]

Still not mine. Stupid volcano, just give me back my underwear already-- Oh, sorry. What would you like advice about in particular?

[godtouchesme]

I guess about... relationships?

[ nope, not hers either. ]

[yes_its_sad]

Aaah. That. Yeah, that is a major part of problems and confusion. Mm, I guess where we could start at is by telling me what kind of relationship you are at with someone right now, if not hope to be in the future.

[There goes some dude's boxers flying over head-- but she ain't touching that thing.]

Mm, I guess I should elaborate more. A committed relationship, or perhaps one that is how most people would just like to have company and somebody to talk to rather than actual emotions involved? I don't know exactly how to put it in words, but you understand what I'm saying, right?

[godtouchesme]

Yes, I am!

[ ducks at that, blushing a bit. ]

[yes_its_sad]

So, what kind of relationship are you looking for to start things off then? Feel free to elaborate and go into much detail as possible if need be.

[godtouchesme]

Um. See, I'm not... really allowed to be in one.

[yes_its_sad]

Eeeh? And why is that?

[godtouchesme]

Classified.

[yes_its_sad]

... we are on an island that stole and spits out underwear. I am a vampire giving out advice on love while being chained to this desk asking people to give me some blood to live or at least my underwear-- [Plop goes white frill panties.] ... still not it. Anyhow, to give me back my underwear as payment. I'm pretty sure anything classified is invalid at this point for this to continue.

[godtouchesme]

No, I... I really can't say it.

[yes_its_sad]

... advice on relationships. Can't say anything... AH!

[Welp! It's time for another episode of bad assumptions and jumping the guns! In this episode, Sacchin will slam her hands on the desk hard and lean on over closer to her with those brown eyes suddenly turning angry red.]

Are you in a relationship with a gangster or a manipulative person that hurts you?! You can answer me this, I will personally fix that problem right away so they won't treat you so badly any more!