JUST THREADJACKcamefirstSeptember 13 2011, 01:14:37 UTC
[ So I mean
If you're up for watching
Travis is in a suit (what qualifies as a suit for travis: black jeans, black jacket, and a tuxedo t-shirt) and a misplaced black top hat and has a lovely yougotused behind him on his pimped out bike.
[and Elizabeth is just sitting here, prim and proper, looking terribly out of place! but at the same time, it feels so, so right. it is Vegas, no regrets.
ALSO ALICE IS HER LAST-MINUTE MAID OF HONOR AND JUST SORT OF CHILLING IN THE AIR BEHIND THEM.]
[ Eventually the priest mentally processes that assassin listed on the application under job section might be a joke or something and just starts rolling out the vows. ]
If you're up for watching
Travis is in a suit (what qualifies as a suit for travis: black jeans, black jacket, and a tuxedo t-shirt) and a misplaced black top hat and has a lovely yougotused behind him on his pimped out bike.
You can imagine where this is going.
I mean, in the wedding drive-thru. ]
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ALSO ALICE IS HER LAST-MINUTE MAID OF HONOR AND JUST SORT OF CHILLING IN THE AIR BEHIND THEM.]
Are you ready?
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[ revs the engine ]
Yo, reverend! Are you going to read the fuckin' abridged vows anytime soon or what?
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Travis. That's no way to speak to a man of faith! [beat] No matter how questionable said faith may be.
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C'mon, dude, we gave you the papers!
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He looks somewhat unsure.
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-- Hell yeah I do!
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I do, as well.
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ASSASSIN AND GOD-TIER ASSISTANT
how do you manage an amazing kiss on a motorcycle SOMEHOW TRAVIS IS DOING IT ]
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YOU KNOW, IF HISTORY BOOKS RECORDED KISSES
THEY DO NOW]
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TO GIVE US A GODDAMN MEDAL ]
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so how the fuck are you steering this thing]
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...that, and I wouldn't have gotten laid on my honeymoon if we didn't use 'em.
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