> Aradia: Party hard.

Sep 12, 2011 17:56

[ Just because it's Monday doesn't mean there isn't time for PARTYING. No other place knows this better than...


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[location] las vegas, [homestuck] aradia megido

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JUST THREADJACK camefirst September 13 2011, 01:14:37 UTC
[ So I mean

If you're up for watching

Travis is in a suit (what qualifies as a suit for travis: black jeans, black jacket, and a tuxedo t-shirt) and a misplaced black top hat and has a lovely yougotused behind him on his pimped out bike.

You can imagine where this is going.

I mean, in the wedding drive-thru. ]

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yougotused September 13 2011, 01:19:42 UTC
[and Elizabeth is just sitting here, prim and proper, looking terribly out of place! but at the same time, it feels so, so right. it is Vegas, no regrets.

ALSO ALICE IS HER LAST-MINUTE MAID OF HONOR AND JUST SORT OF CHILLING IN THE AIR BEHIND THEM.]

Are you ready?

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camefirst September 13 2011, 01:22:05 UTC
Ready as I'll ever be, hell yeah!

[ revs the engine ]

Yo, reverend! Are you going to read the fuckin' abridged vows anytime soon or what?

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yougotused September 13 2011, 08:41:36 UTC
[and a bit sternly:]

Travis. That's no way to speak to a man of faith! [beat] No matter how questionable said faith may be.

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camefirst September 14 2011, 03:03:59 UTC
Well, it's the only faith that treats vows like f-- [ He's getting married. Stay classy, Travis! ]

C'mon, dude, we gave you the papers!

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yougotused September 14 2011, 04:31:57 UTC
...

He looks somewhat unsure.

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camefirst September 14 2011, 22:20:16 UTC
[ Eventually the priest mentally processes that assassin listed on the application under job section might be a joke or something and just starts rolling out the vows. ]

-- Hell yeah I do!

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yougotused September 15 2011, 22:16:40 UTC
[oh. AWESOME. sitting proudly on the motorcycle, her calmness definitely balancing out Travis's enthusiasm, Elizabeth grins as she nods, too.]

I do, as well.

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camefirst September 16 2011, 06:36:47 UTC
[ WE ARE NOW PRONOUNCED HUSBAND AND WIFE

ASSASSIN AND GOD-TIER ASSISTANT

how do you manage an amazing kiss on a motorcycle SOMEHOW TRAVIS IS DOING IT ]

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yougotused September 16 2011, 06:43:59 UTC
[THIS IS THE KIND OF KISS THAT GOES DOWN IN THE HISTORY BOOKS

YOU KNOW, IF HISTORY BOOKS RECORDED KISSES

THEY DO NOW]

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camefirst September 16 2011, 07:00:17 UTC
[ HOLY SHIT GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS BETTER BE HAULING ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW

TO GIVE US A GODDAMN MEDAL ]

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yougotused September 17 2011, 07:47:54 UTC
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so how the fuck are you steering this thing]

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lolspiritfinger September 13 2011, 01:21:57 UTC
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

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camefirst September 13 2011, 01:22:45 UTC
Oh, shut the fuck up man, you were showered in pink flowers a few months ago.

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lolspiritfinger September 13 2011, 01:32:25 UTC
Screw you, they were totally classy and you know it.

...that, and I wouldn't have gotten laid on my honeymoon if we didn't use 'em.

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camefirst September 13 2011, 01:35:55 UTC
Married and whipped! Might as well go classic mode, right?

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