Tips for the weekend of Jan. 14th,15th, 16th

Jan 16, 2005 08:51

1: When at the Vet's office with your pussy ass cat, and you see someone with a sick dog who is about to be euthanized, DO NOT be a nosy little bitch and ask them questions... they don't want to talk about it with you. If you do this please understand you run the risk of getting your ass kicked.

2: When yesterday was in the mid-fifties, today is just cold enough to freeze a tiny layer of ice, and you can SEE open water not 50 yards from you, DO NOT take your fucking shantie out there. You WILL fall through. You WILL look like a dumbass. You WILL piss off a lot of people who just had their tax dollars spent rescuing you. (personally, i think you should be left out there to suffer with the consequences of your stupidity.)

3: I am sure you all know this one, but i must reiterate: DO NOT SHOP WHEN HUNGRY. This goes for all types of shopping, but mainly grocery. Yesterday, after saying goodbye to TIki, my dad, the nephews and i went grocery shopping. I cannot tell you all the random crap that was placed into the cart and brought home. I must say that if you come over and you have a weird craving, we can probably hook you up.

The trip to the vet friday morning did not go well. I had to go back saturday morning and have her put down. If i hadn't, she would have suffered a lot more and probably died on her own within a few days. I must say, this was one of the hardest things i have had to do, but i love my dog.

Tiki
April 2000-January 2005
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