I'm not as think as you drink I is.

[island_hitman]

I HAS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!! I GOT INTO YUKIMURA'S PANTS AFTER GETTING HIM DRUUUNK!!

Comments

[empereor]

Why don't you sober up first? You sound like the drunkards I've had to pull out of car wrecks before.

[island_hitman]

I'm AM sober...mostly. And not in a car. Plus I've always wanted to try Zui Quan.

[ooc: we'd know it as Drunken Boxing...or Drunk Fist]

[empereor]

Ah. The real essence of Zui Quan. But that doesn't mean you'd injure yourself any worse than if you *had* been in a car wreck.

[island_hitman]

You think you can but I think I'd hurt you just as badly. So maybe I'll learn Zui Quan on my own time then. It'll be helpful for the bars back home in Okinawa.

[empereor]

Better not sit in one if you're just going to end up behind them.

[island_hitman]

Don't worry, Sanada. Back home, I don't start fights. I end them. That, and I've already seen the other side of those.

And now, I'd end up in the brig instead. So I wouldn't be bothering you civilian lot at all.

[empereor]

Ending them is great. But you know what's even better? Not being in them in the first place. Both fights and jails of any kind.

[island_hitman]

Only because you're the good guy, Sanada. I'm not. I'm the bad guy. If I didn't join the army, I probably would have joined the Triads or the Yakuza or something and we'd be enemies for real instead of for fun.

[empereor]

Come off it. No one fights for fun, they fight out of necessity or desperation.

[island_hitman]

You were never down in Okinawa, were you? Me and my boys...we'd fight each other all the time. Just for the fun of it.

[empereor]

Roughhousing is a different matter entirely. The intentions are different.

[island_hitman]

Maybe. But we still fight for fun.

[empereor]

Can't you be more like Akaya and just play simulation video games for fun?

[island_hitman]

Sit on my ass and do nothing? How is that fun? There is far more thrill in a worthy opponent and testing your skills against a real person. A real fight doesn't involve button mashing. It involves the heart and soul of the fighter. You should know that if you claim to be a martial artist.

[empereor]

I fight for reasons quite opposite from yours, you know that, Kite.

[island_hitman]

Honor. Tradition. Self-improvement. For the sake of others. Yes yes I know. That's why you became a police man.