female beauty

Jun 22, 2008 04:15

I adore female beauty. Hell, it's the only reason I'm not gay. If I was gay I would understand better what I was up against and I would probably get laid more often. But lately I wonder if I appreciate female beauty as simply as my fellow men.

When I see a beautiful woman, I can't help also seeing the old woman she will become. When I see any given woman, my first thought is typically, "Wow, she's hot!" Then my second thought is "Huh, I bet she hates the way she looks. I wonder what feature she hates the most?" My tertiary thought is typically along the lines of "Well, I guess her nose is a little big" or "That mild acne must drive her crazy!" I wonder how often I'm right about her biggest complaint. I also wonder how often other guys go through this thought process. Is it totally neurotic and weird?

Probably.
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