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The other day, my roommates and I were playing video games in our living room. It was your typical, average day of the week. Casually, I looked down at the ground.
“Hmm, it appears as though there is something small, white, and wormlike on the carpet”, I say.
Oh yeah, just an infestation of dirty, filthy maggots!!! Yup, a good portion of the floor was covered in them. Nothing like an infestation to bring about much needed house cleaning. Needless to say, we vacuumed, scrubbed, washed, sanitized everything in sight. As you see, my life is still full of trials and tribulations.
“Hmm, it appears as though there is something small, white, and wormlike on the carpet”, I say.
Oh yeah, just an infestation of dirty, filthy maggots!!! Yup, a good portion of the floor was covered in them. Nothing like an infestation to bring about much needed house cleaning. Needless to say, we vacuumed, scrubbed, washed, sanitized everything in sight. As you see, my life is still full of trials and tribulations.