is anyone as poor as me?*
you know those surveys that appear in broadsheets but no-one asked *you*? that used to really rile me !get involved! as noel fielding would say. oh, and do you want a cheque for 50smackaroons? if so, go here**. i am happy because now i can sway the poll results into the dark side! you get 50p a survey and then once you have earnt 50quid they send you a cheque. i've got about 11quid so far. it just needs boxes ticking, nothing arduous. usually they are brand questions but sometimes you get brilliantly random questions such as the following honest-to-god question i recently answered:
if it were possible, which, if any, of the following would you MOST like to ask a pet dog?
what does the world looks like through a dog’s eyes?
what does a dog hear when humans speak?
what do dogs dream about?
why do dogs retrieve sticks?
what does dog food taste like?
none of these
i want to know what article that appeared in! it would be far too enlightening to let you know which answer i chose!
*actually, now i have a 'proper' job again i cannot claim to be poor as such. i will be in credit again once my first pay check clears. whoopdewhoop! i don't think i will ever be rich working in wildlife conservation.
**i get 50 WHOLE pence in return for welcoming people into the fold. get.the.fuck.in. imagine what i could do with that.
if it were possible, which, if any, of the following would you MOST like to ask a pet dog?
what does the world looks like through a dog’s eyes?
what does a dog hear when humans speak?
what do dogs dream about?
why do dogs retrieve sticks?
what does dog food taste like?
none of these
i want to know what article that appeared in! it would be far too enlightening to let you know which answer i chose!
*actually, now i have a 'proper' job again i cannot claim to be poor as such. i will be in credit again once my first pay check clears. whoopdewhoop! i don't think i will ever be rich working in wildlife conservation.
**i get 50 WHOLE pence in return for welcoming people into the fold. get.the.fuck.in. imagine what i could do with that.