College is...
1. Getting ass like crazy
2. Sacrificing ass for a relationship
3. Sacrificing relationship for grades
4. Sacrificing grades for CMU parties
5. Sacrificing CMU Parties for CMU ass
6. Sacrificing CMU ass for Pitt Parties
7. Getting Pitt ass
8. Doing dumb shit while i'm drunk...
9. That leads to me doing dumb shit when i'm not drunk
10. Puking all over Hammerschlag hill...(drunk)
11. And Donner Dungeon...(so drunk i didn't remember doing this)
12. Sleeping in someone's arms (drunk...then woke up sober)
13. Losing my purse SOMEwhere during the night (drunk)
14. Going out Despite the fact that i have no purse (drunk)
14. Getting an e-mail saying my purse was found (not drunk)
15. Getting gropped at a waterfall party... (drunk)
16. And punching the shit out of the guy who did it (drunk...so it was in the neck...ouch)
17. Droppin my cell phone in the tub (Not drunk)
18. Droppin my cell phone in a grate...along with my purse (Drunk)
19. Going to University of Maryland to Party and celebrate getting purse and cell phone out of grate... (Not Drunk)
20. And losing my wallet there (drunk)
21. Getting a promise to me broken (Not drunk..and pissed)
22. Going out on my own to find a party (Not Drunk)
23. Crashing a Birthday Party and getting...(drunk)
24. As hell
25. Meeting cool people not from CMU (drunk)
26. Who took me to a party not hosted by anyone from CMU... (drunk)
27. Where i got HARDCORE ass on the dance floor...(drunk)
27(b). Did i mention it was kinky as hell?
27(c). I mean WHOA!
28. Waking up the next day and finishing ALL the work i had due for the week (not drunk)
29. Dropping my cell phone in the bathtub...again (not drunk)
There you go...College in less than thirty seconds.
And in case you were wondering the drunk/not drunk ration is 13:7...so i've been pretty sober...
2. Sacrificing ass for a relationship
3. Sacrificing relationship for grades
4. Sacrificing grades for CMU parties
5. Sacrificing CMU Parties for CMU ass
6. Sacrificing CMU ass for Pitt Parties
7. Getting Pitt ass
8. Doing dumb shit while i'm drunk...
9. That leads to me doing dumb shit when i'm not drunk
10. Puking all over Hammerschlag hill...(drunk)
11. And Donner Dungeon...(so drunk i didn't remember doing this)
12. Sleeping in someone's arms (drunk...then woke up sober)
13. Losing my purse SOMEwhere during the night (drunk)
14. Going out Despite the fact that i have no purse (drunk)
14. Getting an e-mail saying my purse was found (not drunk)
15. Getting gropped at a waterfall party... (drunk)
16. And punching the shit out of the guy who did it (drunk...so it was in the neck...ouch)
17. Droppin my cell phone in the tub (Not drunk)
18. Droppin my cell phone in a grate...along with my purse (Drunk)
19. Going to University of Maryland to Party and celebrate getting purse and cell phone out of grate... (Not Drunk)
20. And losing my wallet there (drunk)
21. Getting a promise to me broken (Not drunk..and pissed)
22. Going out on my own to find a party (Not Drunk)
23. Crashing a Birthday Party and getting...(drunk)
24. As hell
25. Meeting cool people not from CMU (drunk)
26. Who took me to a party not hosted by anyone from CMU... (drunk)
27. Where i got HARDCORE ass on the dance floor...(drunk)
27(b). Did i mention it was kinky as hell?
27(c). I mean WHOA!
28. Waking up the next day and finishing ALL the work i had due for the week (not drunk)
29. Dropping my cell phone in the bathtub...again (not drunk)
There you go...College in less than thirty seconds.
And in case you were wondering the drunk/not drunk ration is 13:7...so i've been pretty sober...