and in other news, hell reports subzero temperatures and light snowfall

May 29, 2009 16:33

I just got off the phone with a customer service rep from my health insurance company. After I gave her the information about the claim, she said, and I quote, "Oh, I see we denied that in error. We'll pay the hospital and send you an updated explanation of benefits."

o.O

I think I'm going to go out and buy a lottery ticket now.

meanderings

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muggleangel May 29 2009, 23:08:46 UTC
Either she's lying, or the seas have turned to blood.

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isiscolo May 29 2009, 23:28:27 UTC
Fifteen business days, she said. That should give us time to get ready for the coming apocalypse.

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sdwolfpup May 29 2009, 23:44:26 UTC
Well, that seems unlikely. Are you sure you were talking to health insurance? Heh.

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isiscolo May 29 2009, 23:55:00 UTC
I'm sure it was, because I went through ten miserable minutes of navigating their computerized voice recognition system before I actually gained access to a real human being. But you know, if that's what I have to pay, I do it.

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geoviki May 30 2009, 01:35:59 UTC
Wow. What will you do with all that mental outrage you must have worked yourself into before you dialed?

I think I'd have been speechless.

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isiscolo May 30 2009, 21:57:41 UTC
Hee, you are exactly right! I was all ready to be logical and persistent and firm, and...she said they made a mistake. Maybe I'll call up my congressman and yell at him instead.

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sobelle May 30 2009, 03:37:28 UTC
... or else the rep is maniacley (is that how you spell it?) laughing her arse off with her version of rotating April Fool's Day... not that I'm cynical or anything. =D

I'd prefer the Hell Freezes Over scenario myself. Lottery tickets sound good too.

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isiscolo May 30 2009, 21:58:01 UTC
She said to give them 15 business days. WE SHALL SEE.

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shrewreader May 30 2009, 12:15:33 UTC
Damn. Wish I'd known this yesterday, 'cause, really -- Lotto. You with the health insurance win, friend with the job win, and me with the 'hey, you've got another week!' win on the thesis...

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isiscolo May 30 2009, 21:58:21 UTC
The stars are aligning! Or something. (and yay on thesis!)

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