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isildursbane316

I Smell Treason

Aug 15, 2003 17:41

R.I.P. Commendatori, you were one my biggest friends in the mafia world :( youll be missed. Im a bit in shock about this. Rest in peace good friend. On other news, i saw pirates of the carribean, good fucking movie. im not going to write much, just want to say hi to a couple people ( Read more... )

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merry_mischief August 15 2003, 19:18:51 UTC

I, however, am very far down there. And I resent that. So fuck you to. And I'm not playin.

:P

merry_mischief August 15 2003, 19:49:14 UTC

I'm guessing its Whitney.. Hey, is it true you sucked his balls?!

-- Rodrigo

merry_mischief August 15 2003, 20:44:16 UTC

He's just slightly delusional seeing as how he dreams about it all the time and has convinced himself that it happened. But it really couldn't have happened beacuse, you think about it (and I've told this to him), the large ocean between us would result in me drowning if I tried to reach that far. And here I am typing this... obviously not befriending the sharks and the whales in the sea.

So basically, that would be a no. :)
(And it is Whitney. I'm guessing you're Rodrigo because well.. you signed your name. And I'm just clever like that.)

You assholes isildursbane316 August 16 2003, 03:31:29 UTC

You come in my house, and you disrespect me like this, one of you deserves to die. not whitney, she sucked my balls, you rodrigo. ::shoots you in the ass::: there you go mate, now you can have have that threesome you were planning. and as for you whitney, im not donne with you, ::shoots you in the boob::: and it pops! i always knew they were fake, too big to be true ;)

merry_mischief August 16 2003, 04:19:29 UTC

Well, Miss Whitney, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, the alleged incident occurred weeks prior to the present, if the announcement made by Mr. Jorge is correct. Thus, your argument is made null, and is inadmissible. Until you can provide clear and legitimate evidence of your innocence, I will declare that "Whitney sucked Jorge's balls." Oh, and if you live in Miami, as I am under the impression that you do, there is a 77.96% chance that you are Cuban; thus, traveling the seas would not be an obstacle.

Oh, and kudos on getting my name. Stalker!

-- Rodrigo

merry_mischief August 16 2003, 20:40:05 UTC

Please. I need at least your last name, address, phone number and two articles of clothing before I'm worthy of the title of "Stalker."

(Give me a week.)

merry_mischief August 17 2003, 04:47:14 UTC

Sorry for the long delay in replying.. I seem to be missing some pairs of boxers....

Anywho, off to investigate that Pepsi truck parked accross the street for a few hours now.

-- Rodrigo

Whit, get my s/n from Jorge later and drop me a message.

merry_mischief August 18 2003, 00:53:26 UTC

Oooh. We should keep this up for a while. Jorge is getting miffed. It amuses me.

Oh, and by the way, my level of stealthiness is way beyond hiding in Pepsi trucks. I'm that helicopter flying overhead with a camera. Oh yeah.

Jorge isn't online right now (damn him)so my aim is morningpixi if you want to say hi. I'll probably forget to ask him about yours later. I forget things a lot like that. I should be an elephant. Though I'm not entirely sure people compare you to an elephant when you're forgetful. Oh well.

merry_mischief August 18 2003, 01:47:08 UTC

Well, if thats the case, give me a second to unload those shoulder rocket launchers from my shelf. Haven't used them in a couple of days...

Anywho, care for some tea?

Also, elephants are known for their forgetfulness. That's why they have long trunks. Duh.

merry_mischief August 19 2003, 01:20:30 UTC

Oh. Well then. Can't believe I didn't know that. How silly of me.
I suppose that also explains why they're slightly huge. They just keep forgetting that they've eaten so they eat some more.

Thanks for the offer but tea isn't my thing. I'm much more of a coffee girl. Starbucks is my god.

merry_mischief August 19 2003, 03:21:58 UTC

I heard Starbucks finances tribal wars in Mongolia. Worse yet, Celine Dione too. You sure you wanna worship something that evil? *shudder*

-- Rodrigo

merry_mischief August 20 2003, 20:29:56 UTC

Really? I didn't think Celine Dione drank coffee because it lessened her voice or something like that. Ah well. Maybe I'll just switch to Barney's Coffee.

merry_mischief August 20 2003, 22:20:39 UTC

Wise choice. I'm quite fond of the mocha.

merry_mischief August 21 2003, 03:46:06 UTC

I'm all about the cookies and cream freezer with whipped cream. It's all kinds of tasty.

merry_mischief August 21 2003, 04:33:55 UTC

Oh, I very much enjoy a nice steak. They're quite heavenly.

merry_mischief August 21 2003, 19:51:01 UTC

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the steak. But they don't sell that at Barney's, sorry.

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