stolen for a horny brazilian.
Dear Santa,
I have been a good fucking boi.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at rodrigo the tiger's Christmas party. It was pancho the lion who spiked the punch with too much piss. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat piss.
I thought it was funny when I put alex the lips's bra on my head and danced the the river dance on the dildo while singing `shes got it'. I didn't mean to break rodrigo the tiger's ass muncher and don't know why rodrigo the tiger would sue me for ass rapage.
I don't remember calling what a fag's wife a lesbianish peach---even though she looked like one with my nuts on your tonsils blue eye shadow and red penis lipstick!
And when I threw up on lesbian bitch's husband's ass crack, it was only because I ate too much of that ass.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my i dont have a fucking car through my neighbor's sexual part. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bitch dog and have me arrested for raping a dog!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all your mom was a bitch in highschool and she still eats the cock. And I'm really not to blame for any of this im god stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and i fucked your mom hardly yours,
Jorge the pimp ;) (Really a nice fucking boi!)
P.S. It's only the number of children michael has raped bucks!
I have been a good fucking boi.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at rodrigo the tiger's Christmas party. It was pancho the lion who spiked the punch with too much piss. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cat piss.
I thought it was funny when I put alex the lips's bra on my head and danced the the river dance on the dildo while singing `shes got it'. I didn't mean to break rodrigo the tiger's ass muncher and don't know why rodrigo the tiger would sue me for ass rapage.
I don't remember calling what a fag's wife a lesbianish peach---even though she looked like one with my nuts on your tonsils blue eye shadow and red penis lipstick!
And when I threw up on lesbian bitch's husband's ass crack, it was only because I ate too much of that ass.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my i dont have a fucking car through my neighbor's sexual part. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bitch dog and have me arrested for raping a dog!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all your mom was a bitch in highschool and she still eats the cock. And I'm really not to blame for any of this im god stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and i fucked your mom hardly yours,
Jorge the pimp ;) (Really a nice fucking boi!)
P.S. It's only the number of children michael has raped bucks!