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Oh, this is precious. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0702/wiccans.html
I especially enjoyed these little gems here:
It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane.
Or:
It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon."
Or:
We also believe that True Wiccans are receiving orders directly from the Vatican, which makes the situation even more dangerous.
Oh yeah, I just got off the phone with the pope just yesterday, after my monthly cleaning session. It was kinda hard to make out what he was saying though, but I'm sure my coven leader will know what to do. After all, he is a catholic priest AND a tattoo parlor owners. Well, I'm just gonna go now, take another page from the bible to smoke my daily joint from.....
I especially enjoyed these little gems here:
It is a well-known fact that Wiccans only bathe once a month, as such; they have a distinctively unpleasant odor they try to hide by wearing perfumes like patchouli or wolf’s bane.
Or:
It is also important to note here that if a Wiccan is sober enough to vote, it will always be for a Democrat. The word "democrat" is closely associated with the word, "demon."
Or:
We also believe that True Wiccans are receiving orders directly from the Vatican, which makes the situation even more dangerous.
Oh yeah, I just got off the phone with the pope just yesterday, after my monthly cleaning session. It was kinda hard to make out what he was saying though, but I'm sure my coven leader will know what to do. After all, he is a catholic priest AND a tattoo parlor owners. Well, I'm just gonna go now, take another page from the bible to smoke my daily joint from.....