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✓ I miss somebody right now. (I miss Babe! and my family. and France. and Yare. and Toy. and Juice.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Technically... I don't really watch it, it's just on.)
✓ I own lots of books. (I need moooooooooore!)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (mmmmmmmmporn)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Yes, I do. Shut it.)
✓ I curse sometimes. (ALL THE FUCKING TIME.)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Don't we all?)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (What, you expected me to tell you?)
× I hate the rain. (Nonsense, I love the rain!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (Totally.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (well, yeah! jeez, i'm not stupid...)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Don't we all?)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Nope!)
✓ I have long hair. (Well, you know. Only compared to some.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (I'm sure I will very, very soooooooon!)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (3 siblings. all several years older.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (For the Prom. They were pretty!!)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (nooooooooo)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Jeez, all the time. Unabashedly. And really well! *is a good liar*)
× I am usually pessimistic. (Totally, totally not.)
× I have a lot of mood swings. (I hope not...)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (Indeed!!! *Smishes all my good friends including Juice*)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I have no idea what this means. Is this some funky strange sexual perversion? Not that I'm above that...)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (ZOMGYES)
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Yes. Damn drug addicts.)
× I currently like/love someone. (Nah.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (So very very untrue!)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Yes, thanks.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (zomg don't even ask)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Don't we all?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Only if they're hot.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (So very, very true)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Most country music.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Meeeeeeh... a little)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat. (Both.)
✓ Republican. (Both.)
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Nonsense. The prettier the better!)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Yes *blush*)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (yes, i hate shoes.)
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (they're so cute)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (moving to England.)
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs. (no, i like them until they tell me i have to deal with *shudder* customers.)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. (mmmmmmfire)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (Haven't we all? When we love someone, we leave ourselves vulnerable.)
✓ I fall for the worst people. (mmmmmmunattainable)
× I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (zomgno!)
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (Can so!)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Ridden, not owned.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (*blush*)
× I talk in my sleep.
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Not at present... perhaps later.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
✓ I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (And I'm not ashamed to admit it.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses. (I don't know *sigh*)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (If you're reading this, you probably do, too.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (*is emotional*)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I just think women are very pretty to look at, all done up. Men, too, come to that.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Too true.)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Completely.)
× I can't stand being alone.
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (HAHAHAHAHA!!)
✓ I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (ZOMGYES)
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Probably, but aren't all people who identify themselves as republican? Oh wait, so are all of the democrats I've met. Huh. So that's like 75% of the population, if all republicans and democrats follow trend...)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Sometimes!)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (YAYE!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (It's not a good need.)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Not fluently...)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Fell asleep during a movie last night.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Very true.)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Also true.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (In France.)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (I did cry. 'Cos, emotional.)
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (And have lost jobs because of it.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (This will surprise some...)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (This will also surprise people.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (mmmmmmmmmmmilk)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (NOOOOO. I love my hair.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Whether it's working or not...)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (Perhaps, when I do, I will.)
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Too many to name!)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (So very untrue)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (I really don't. It's a job like any other.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (mmmmmtimemachine)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (I have no idea if i did or not...)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (... even though I'm awful and tone-deaf.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (I do. Except without the basement bit.)
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (I'm not going to say who, and no, it's not him.)
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (But no bestiality for this girl!)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (All while in school.)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmmmmmmmmmmburritos. *will have one for lunch*)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads. (No, just for teh pretty.)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Nah. About half the time.)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Sometimes...)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Mistakes made me who I am, and will make me who I will be.)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded. (Only not so open-minded that my brain falls out. It's a very difficult middle-ground, that.)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (mmmpirating)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (All the time!)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (It's fun!)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. (Yes.)
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (zomg, no one will read it!)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (nope.)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Yes. If I hate you, I've invested a lot in you and care about you deeply.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.