Stolen from angeling because I'm a meme whore

[ishtar_vr]

1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Isabella NEEDS Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy!!
I would like to point out I did not add the caps nor the two exclamation marks.

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Isabella looks like she's saying "Who me?" :))
... :')

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Isabella does housework! Isabella surprises me every day. Today, she shows me that she can clean the table by herself. Cool! Again! Don't underestimate her...
YEAH I CAN CLEAN THE TABLE BY MYSELF, DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME! D<

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
The only dog Isabella hates MORE than Horse Doggie is COW DOGGIE!
I didn't dare clicking that.

5: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Isabella goes to Paris.
:)

6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Gorgeous, hot, and sexy Isabella eats a banana with her beautiful lips while jamming toa sampling of the song 'Just so Cold' by the band, Pimpadelic.
dot dot dot

7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
If, as many people believe, Isabella has two mommies, she doesn't seem to know it.
... wut D:

8: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Isabella wants a child, she's obessed with getting a child from anyone who wants too.
no.