It's Good To Know Who's Traveling

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Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA:

Terrorist Plots  Discovered   0
Transvestites   133
Hernias     1,485
Hemorrhoid  Cases    3,172
Incontinence   6,418
Enlarged  Prostates   8,249
Breast  Implants     59,350
Natural  Blondes    3

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