eBay Feedback
Best eBay feedback-leaver in the history of ever.
Some examples:
Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog died yesterday.
Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
My sister is almost as stone-dead as you, but not by much. RELIABLE & SAFE!