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Dear fanfic writer,
Kim and Bosco? That's just wrong. Please refrain from making me toss my cookies.
Sincerely,
a fan who understands that some things just ought not to happen
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Dear disgruntled caller,
No, it is not my job to call the power company to find out how long it will take to restore the power to your apartment complex. If it were a maintenance issue, I'd be more than happy to page the on-call person to let him know about the outage, but this isn't under his control. The five callers before you understood this and accepted the fact that the power company would handle it, and that if they wanted more information they could call the power company themselves to get it. I personally could care less how long it's going to take for the power to come on again, but for the sake of the nice callers, I hope it's quick. For you, however, I hope the power is out till next January.
kthnxdie,
your disgruntled answering service operator
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Dear you,
I miss you. That is all.
Love,
Me
~~~
Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,
Why have you not married me yet?
Waiting,
the future Mrs. Gyllenhaal
Kim and Bosco? That's just wrong. Please refrain from making me toss my cookies.
Sincerely,
a fan who understands that some things just ought not to happen
~~~
Dear disgruntled caller,
No, it is not my job to call the power company to find out how long it will take to restore the power to your apartment complex. If it were a maintenance issue, I'd be more than happy to page the on-call person to let him know about the outage, but this isn't under his control. The five callers before you understood this and accepted the fact that the power company would handle it, and that if they wanted more information they could call the power company themselves to get it. I personally could care less how long it's going to take for the power to come on again, but for the sake of the nice callers, I hope it's quick. For you, however, I hope the power is out till next January.
kthnxdie,
your disgruntled answering service operator
~~~
Dear you,
I miss you. That is all.
Love,
Me
~~~
Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,
Why have you not married me yet?
Waiting,
the future Mrs. Gyllenhaal