S#!t My Dad Says

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My Dad: "So, I left [REDACTED] a message on his wall (Ed: on Facebook) if he wants to meet for golf."
Me: "Why did you put it on his wall? You could just send him a message."
My Dad: "I did! I wrote it on his Wall!"
Me: "No, I mean, you can send him a message on Facebook. It's like email..."
My Dad: "I don't see that."
Me: "Are you on Facebook now?"
My Dad: "Yes, I'm on my profile, and I don't see anything about messages."
Me: "Look at the top, next to where it says 'Facebook' -- there're three icons and the second one is for messages."
My Dad: "At the top? All I see is my name, and under it 'Edit My Profile'."
Me: "No, at the top..."
My Dad: "Now I see it! Okay."
Me: "And if you want to send a message, just click where it says 'Send a New Message'."
My Dad: "Uh huh, uh huh."

Some time later in the conversation.

My Dad: "So, then, how do you actually send a message?"
Me: *groan* "You know how I know you don't listen?"