At Aiba’s Apartment
Title: At Aiba’s Apartment
Pairing: Yama, hint Matsumiya
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, comedy
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Summary: Ohno Satoshi and Sakurai Sho happened to have fun. It was just in the place they weren’t supposed to. Although in the end, turned out it was not just them...
A/N: This was 3 drabbles combine into a one shot. Hope I didn’t fail much. And again I’m sorry it’s un-beta ed. Sorry for any grammatical mistakes. Please be gentle to me.
#1
"Look Sho-kun, the fishes are so pretty!" Ohno Satoshi all hyped up while looked at the fishes inside the aquarium. He even sticked his face in the aquarium glass, totally drooling. "They swim so beautifully~"
Sakurai Sho just smiled fondly at him. He loved to see Satoshi's happy face.
"Argh, the fishes swim away," Satoshi pouted. He tried to catch a fish with his hand, but the fish swam faster. The other fishes also swam away from his hand. He couldn't even touch one. He pouted even more.
Sho chuckled. "Here, Satoshi-kun. Try to lure them with this," said Sho handed a box full of fish food.
Satoshi put the fish food inside the aquarium, and the fishes swam closer. He beamed happily. Now he could touch the fishes without them swam away from him.
Overwhelmed with Satoshi's happiness, Sho couldn't help joining. Together, they were feeding the fishes while kept on smiling all the time.
~later that night~
When Aiba Masaki came home that night, he shocked to see the water inside his aquarium so dark and dirty.
"WHAT THE?!"
Aiba spent his time until past midnight rescued his fishes. He put the fishes to other bowl first, cleaned the aquarium, and then changed the water with the clean one. All the time cursed anyone who dared to do this.
#2
"Sho-kun, at VS Arashi seems you only perfect for Rolling Coin Tower," said Satoshi out of the blue.
"Is that your other way of saying that I fail at mostly everything in VS Arashi?" asked Sho sarcastically.
"No. I just want to say why don’t you practice more of Rolling Coin Tower to master it more? Isn’t it good to have you specialize at the game?" said Satoshi simply.
"Ha? But how - why- You mean-" Sho was lost for words. He was somehow touched by Satoshi concern of him. “Okay then. But how we’re gonna practice?” said Sho finally with big smile.
Satoshi pointed at the spinning table in the kitchen. “Look, there was a spinning table. I can spin it, and you can try put the coins on it. As for the coins...”
“How about using this?” suggest Sho pointed at pet’s food cans in the corner of the living room. He started to like the idea more.
So they started the practice. Satoshi spun the table, while Sho tried to balance the cans over the other. Sometimes Satoshi joined too. Sometimes they both just laughed while trying to spun the table faster and sent the cans falling down.
~later that night~
Aiba came home really late that night. His individual work that day made him so exhausted, not to tell the after party that follow. He started to think may be he shouldn’t join the after party, when he saw the mess in his kitchen. The spinning table somehow turned over, and his pet’s food cans scattered everywhere around it.
“OH MY GOD! NOT A MESS AGAIN!”
Once again, Aiba spent his time until past midnight cleaning the mess at his kitchen. The curses to “whoever did this to him” got louder each time.
#3
Earlier that day, Aiba stormed inside Arashi’s greenroom. He looked so pissed off. He found the two people he wanted so badly to lectured cuddling innocently. One of them calmly read a newspaper with a cup of coffee in hand. The other one took a nap beside him with phone in hands, absolutely checking tokyo bay’s current sites or any other his fishing related hobby sites.
“Guys, can’t you stop messing in my apartment?!” said Aiba suddenly. The two room’s occupants looked up to him totally confused with Aiba’s sudden outburst.
“What are you talking about Aiba-chan?” asked Sho.
“Don’t play innocent Sho-chan. I know it was you both did the mess at my apartment! First it was the aquarium, then the spinning table and the pet food’s cans. Right when I thought I could FORGAVE those two messes, you two DID IT AGAIN! Yesterday you messed at my livingroom, what with my wine collections and DVDs. Even my games collection came in a mess too. Not to mention EVERYTHING in my beloved sofa screamed INAPPROPRIATE!” said angry Aiba in one go.
Satoshi blinked. “Really, Aiba-chan. What are you talking about? True, Sho-kun and I played at your apartment few days ago. But yesterday we didn’t,” said Satoshi.
“We’re sorry for the messes we did at your apartment few days ago. But like Satoshi said, yesterday we didn’t came to your apartment and did the messes you said. All night Satoshi drew me. I-uhm- be his model this time,” Sho said with little blush.
Satoshi nodded. “It’s true. Do you want a prove? I have the drawing of Sho-kun with me now,” Satoshi said then started to look for something inside his bag.
“NO! Don’t show him the drawing Satoshi-kun please!” said Sho embarassed, desperately tried to stop Satoshi.
“Why not? Sho-kun’s body really is nice,” said Satoshi innocently.
“Satoshi~” whined Sho while covered his face with his hands totally embarassed.
“Then after all you two really did inappropiate things yesterday, didn’t you?” grumbled Aiba. “But if it was not in my apartment, then who did the mess then?”
Suddenly the door of Arashi’s greenroom opened and Ninomiya Kazunari came in. “Ah, lucky you’re already here Aiba-chan. I have something I forgot to give you.”
Nino came closer to Aiba and handed him a key. Aiba’s apartment key! “Sorry for not returning your spare key sooner. But yesterday J was kind of drunk. I think I was a little bit drunk too. Your wines collection are great by the way. Then we both kinda messed up after that. It was a great night after all.”
Aiba just gaped at Nino. Right when his brain function came back, Nino spotted Matsumoto Jun passed by the door and run to him. “J!”
Matsujun seemed to have a hangover but smile upon heared Nino called his name. “Ah Kazu, let’s have some breakfast at cafetaria.”
Then both Nino and Matsujun walked out of the greenroom, leaving Aiba holding his apartment’s spare key.
“WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS TO ME?!”
~end~
Pairing: Yama, hint Matsumiya
Rating: PG-13
Genre: crack, comedy
Disclaimer: Own nothing.
Summary: Ohno Satoshi and Sakurai Sho happened to have fun. It was just in the place they weren’t supposed to. Although in the end, turned out it was not just them...
A/N: This was 3 drabbles combine into a one shot. Hope I didn’t fail much. And again I’m sorry it’s un-beta ed. Sorry for any grammatical mistakes. Please be gentle to me.
#1
"Look Sho-kun, the fishes are so pretty!" Ohno Satoshi all hyped up while looked at the fishes inside the aquarium. He even sticked his face in the aquarium glass, totally drooling. "They swim so beautifully~"
Sakurai Sho just smiled fondly at him. He loved to see Satoshi's happy face.
"Argh, the fishes swim away," Satoshi pouted. He tried to catch a fish with his hand, but the fish swam faster. The other fishes also swam away from his hand. He couldn't even touch one. He pouted even more.
Sho chuckled. "Here, Satoshi-kun. Try to lure them with this," said Sho handed a box full of fish food.
Satoshi put the fish food inside the aquarium, and the fishes swam closer. He beamed happily. Now he could touch the fishes without them swam away from him.
Overwhelmed with Satoshi's happiness, Sho couldn't help joining. Together, they were feeding the fishes while kept on smiling all the time.
~later that night~
When Aiba Masaki came home that night, he shocked to see the water inside his aquarium so dark and dirty.
"WHAT THE?!"
Aiba spent his time until past midnight rescued his fishes. He put the fishes to other bowl first, cleaned the aquarium, and then changed the water with the clean one. All the time cursed anyone who dared to do this.
#2
"Sho-kun, at VS Arashi seems you only perfect for Rolling Coin Tower," said Satoshi out of the blue.
"Is that your other way of saying that I fail at mostly everything in VS Arashi?" asked Sho sarcastically.
"No. I just want to say why don’t you practice more of Rolling Coin Tower to master it more? Isn’t it good to have you specialize at the game?" said Satoshi simply.
"Ha? But how - why- You mean-" Sho was lost for words. He was somehow touched by Satoshi concern of him. “Okay then. But how we’re gonna practice?” said Sho finally with big smile.
Satoshi pointed at the spinning table in the kitchen. “Look, there was a spinning table. I can spin it, and you can try put the coins on it. As for the coins...”
“How about using this?” suggest Sho pointed at pet’s food cans in the corner of the living room. He started to like the idea more.
So they started the practice. Satoshi spun the table, while Sho tried to balance the cans over the other. Sometimes Satoshi joined too. Sometimes they both just laughed while trying to spun the table faster and sent the cans falling down.
~later that night~
Aiba came home really late that night. His individual work that day made him so exhausted, not to tell the after party that follow. He started to think may be he shouldn’t join the after party, when he saw the mess in his kitchen. The spinning table somehow turned over, and his pet’s food cans scattered everywhere around it.
“OH MY GOD! NOT A MESS AGAIN!”
Once again, Aiba spent his time until past midnight cleaning the mess at his kitchen. The curses to “whoever did this to him” got louder each time.
#3
Earlier that day, Aiba stormed inside Arashi’s greenroom. He looked so pissed off. He found the two people he wanted so badly to lectured cuddling innocently. One of them calmly read a newspaper with a cup of coffee in hand. The other one took a nap beside him with phone in hands, absolutely checking tokyo bay’s current sites or any other his fishing related hobby sites.
“Guys, can’t you stop messing in my apartment?!” said Aiba suddenly. The two room’s occupants looked up to him totally confused with Aiba’s sudden outburst.
“What are you talking about Aiba-chan?” asked Sho.
“Don’t play innocent Sho-chan. I know it was you both did the mess at my apartment! First it was the aquarium, then the spinning table and the pet food’s cans. Right when I thought I could FORGAVE those two messes, you two DID IT AGAIN! Yesterday you messed at my livingroom, what with my wine collections and DVDs. Even my games collection came in a mess too. Not to mention EVERYTHING in my beloved sofa screamed INAPPROPRIATE!” said angry Aiba in one go.
Satoshi blinked. “Really, Aiba-chan. What are you talking about? True, Sho-kun and I played at your apartment few days ago. But yesterday we didn’t,” said Satoshi.
“We’re sorry for the messes we did at your apartment few days ago. But like Satoshi said, yesterday we didn’t came to your apartment and did the messes you said. All night Satoshi drew me. I-uhm- be his model this time,” Sho said with little blush.
Satoshi nodded. “It’s true. Do you want a prove? I have the drawing of Sho-kun with me now,” Satoshi said then started to look for something inside his bag.
“NO! Don’t show him the drawing Satoshi-kun please!” said Sho embarassed, desperately tried to stop Satoshi.
“Why not? Sho-kun’s body really is nice,” said Satoshi innocently.
“Satoshi~” whined Sho while covered his face with his hands totally embarassed.
“Then after all you two really did inappropiate things yesterday, didn’t you?” grumbled Aiba. “But if it was not in my apartment, then who did the mess then?”
Suddenly the door of Arashi’s greenroom opened and Ninomiya Kazunari came in. “Ah, lucky you’re already here Aiba-chan. I have something I forgot to give you.”
Nino came closer to Aiba and handed him a key. Aiba’s apartment key! “Sorry for not returning your spare key sooner. But yesterday J was kind of drunk. I think I was a little bit drunk too. Your wines collection are great by the way. Then we both kinda messed up after that. It was a great night after all.”
Aiba just gaped at Nino. Right when his brain function came back, Nino spotted Matsumoto Jun passed by the door and run to him. “J!”
Matsujun seemed to have a hangover but smile upon heared Nino called his name. “Ah Kazu, let’s have some breakfast at cafetaria.”
Then both Nino and Matsujun walked out of the greenroom, leaving Aiba holding his apartment’s spare key.
“WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS TO ME?!”
~end~