[ The feed starts rather shaky, mostly when Dave rolls over in his sleep to knock off whatever pinging noise that comes from... Whomever is bugging him this early in the morning. Just as he smacks the SFC, the video switches on. The focus is on a girl in the corner of the room, asleep on Dave’s dark red couch. ]
[ Stirring can be heard on the
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It's a curse!
[Sounding way too happy about this, yes.]
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I had no idea.
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[Sorry, dude, can't bring him down right now.]
You get to shoot fire now, Dave Swag! See? This curse is amazing!
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Man, I got to shoot fire once. It was more like a belch than anything impressive.
What's your gig, b100 bro? [ Yes, he pronounces it as "b one zero zero" bro ]
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[Apparently, this curse has vastly improved Equius' sense of humor.]
I'm so glad you asked! Look!
[Holding the SFC out at an angle, so it takes in the rest of his body. And, where his waist would normally be, he's attached to a sleek, smoke-gray horse's body. He actually lets the camera linger a little bit before bringing it back to his face; who wouldn't want to look at his amazing new physique? No one, that's who.]
I'm a centaur!
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...
[ He stares. Eternally. ]
[ And then, he just looks mortified but... At the same time... Forcefully supportive? He is your friend after all but... Okay forget this. ]
Oh god. You must be unable to contain yourself.
Equius, for god's sake, please masturbate OFF camera. And don't tell us about it later, please.
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[Now look what you've done... you've gone and offended his tender sensibilities.]
There's no need to be so vulgar, what's the matter with you? Why would you even suggest such a thing?
[Also, he can't reach it. Thanks for reminding him, douche.]
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Anyway, you know it to be true. Long as you're not dropping anti-dope slam poetry on the matter, s'all good.
More importantly:
[ And he's very serious about this. ]
You giving free pony rides?
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[Still a little disgruntled--it is the first time Dave's turned the full-force of his vulgarity on him, after all--but Equius is still too happy and excited to hold a grudge. Besides, that question definitely catches his interest.]
You want to ride on me?
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What happened to you?
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[Holding the SFC for her now, but keeping it close to him this time, so she can get a good whiff of awesome gray horse body.]
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So you're half hoofbeast now. Of course you'd like that.
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So you're a human now? That's not so bad.
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Her next reply is a bit delayed-- she's had some time to mull it over and talk to Dave and Wataru about it. ]
Hehe! Guess not. Wataru says I'm some kind of superhuman anyway!
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[ Frown. WHY IS SHE THE LAST PERSON TO KNOW THESE THINGS, Terezi should always be the FIRST to know all things. ]
You know about the suit?
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