OWLS FROM LAST NIGHT

[officestuck]

You're in the middle of your bedroom getting ready for classes or the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl taps on your window/flies in with the morning mail. What could it mean? Someone sent you a letter? Oh my!

... Except, you realize it's from... yourself?

A hastily scribbled message reads "dont talk t ____ about lst nitHuh

Comments

[bromanteau]

[officestuck]

strider you are a hot piece of man candy
but dont tell slick i said that

[bromanteau]

i know dude i am like the mentos to rule them all.
i can keep a secret from your boyfriend.
its
cool.

[officestuck]

ok good cause you

hey have you seen my hunk rump mag

[bromanteau]

dude is that like your

porn

[officestuck]

no

yes

i dunno anymore

[bromanteau]

like

do you masturbate from it

[officestuck]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeyesooooooooooooooooooooono

no

[bromanteau]

oh tmi dude but i could smell your homo miles away its like a freshly baked pie

[officestuck]

no i swear i dont i just
iits

the articles

[bromanteau]

articles about what
manscaping

[officestuck]

whats that

[bromanteau]

shaving balls.

[officestuck]

oh.......................................

let's break the fourth wall for a moment shall we

[hugewitch]

Dad. Daddy. I love you. Please don't leave me again.

oh my god ;_;

[bromanteau]

oh.
god.
rose
baby girl
shhh shhh
dont cry.
dont know what to do
sor

[ink everywhere but whatever too smashed to be coherent]