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Oct 20, 2009 22:48

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 07:04:52 UTC
Ahahaha god. Zuko is SO FULL OF SAPPY DREAMS that he wouldn't admit to anyone because nothing that good could ever actually happen to him, especially if he says it out loud.

The thing is -- Zuko is actually really depressed by the idea that after the war is over, everyone's gonna go back to where they came from or travel the world having adventures and... even if they come visit him in the Fire Nation a lot, it's not the same as having them around all the time. He's never been this happy, like, ever. SO IDEALLY the Gaang would come visit and stay in the giant guest rooms or we could just hang out in Uncle's tea shop or take long vacations to go penguin-sledding and and and I DON'T EVEN KNOW JUST DON'T LEAVE ME ;A<;>

He wants to go back and keep Zuko from freaking out over politics and old war ministers who won't listen and angry Earth Kings.
ZUKO WANTS THIS TOO. SO MUCH. :'( Pretty much his ~*~IDEAL~*~ vision of the future would be: Jet stays, o-or at least comes back after he finishes doing whatever he feels he needs to do to make amends in his country. And then... Zuko makes Jet his personal bodyguard or Official Homoerotic Sparring Partner or live-in buttsex coordinator or some job that lets him feel like he's actually useful and not just staying around to bone Zuko. You know, because Jet is important. :( ♥

. . . and maybe Jet can come with him to find his mom and she can approve of everything?!?!?!!1!/

Uh, what else. Random things. Right, he's totally knocking out some walls in the giant terrifying throne room and getting rid of the wall of fire and PUTTING IN A GODDAMN WINDOW, SERIOUSLY, that place is just super unwelcoming. And get Azula really expensive mental health care. AND GENERALLY he wants to be a better Fire Lord than Daddy was and overall fail less and so he'll take everyone's input on that! And Jet can help! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT BABY I WANT TO FIX THE EARTH KINGDOM FOR YOU

Um and I guess if Jet approves maybe we can take in a whole bunch of war orphans and teach them to swordfight and do calligraphy and believe in themselves :B THIS IS PERHAPS HIS MOST GUILTY FANTASY

And maybe at some point Jet grows some roguish stubble or something. That would be pretty hot :|a

. . . IDK WHAT ARE JET'S THOUGHTS ON STUBBLE?

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iseeyouflaming October 21 2009, 07:16:02 UTC
Stubble is A++ sexy awesome, especially as drawn by boredgods.
THIS IS AMAZING, EVERYONE.

This probably works best as a post-finale question; who does Zuko think is luckier in their life, him or Azula?

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 07:29:05 UTC
Hmmmmmm. Post-finale? Zuko would, upon a whole lot of consideration on a really good day where he's not moping, probably think he was luckier than Azula. Because even if he got screwed over more by life, he learned from it and had people to help him and thinks that his suffering made him A BETTER PERSON!!1! whereas Azula had everything but never really realized that Dad was nuts, so her whole life was working towards something wrong. :(

... so how does Jet really feel about Zuko's magical camp engagement? DOES IT MATTER? ARE YOU JEALOUS?

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iseeyouflaming October 21 2009, 07:47:30 UTC
JET HATES IT AND IS SUPER ANGRY AND JEALOUS but given how there was that whole week of worst shit ever, he's fairly mellow about it because holy crap, Zuko's not dead anymore and Yuta and Yuffie are okay and that Masque guy's gone and...basically, in light of everything else, the camp engagement is pretty low on Jet's list of Terrible Shit That Happened.

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 07:50:10 UTC
YAY VICTORY BY SUCKING LESS THAN SOMETHING ELSE

ASK ME A QUESTION, WOMAN

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iseeyouflaming October 21 2009, 07:54:07 UTC
WHAT IS WITH ME TONIGHT augh

You only have Zuko so it is DROPPED CHARACTER TIME. Ocelot and Jet meet. What happens.

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 07:59:40 UTC
I'm sure they pretend to be Super Nice Guys at each other and try manipulate each other into doing something terrible and both of them pretend to go along with it while really plotting against the other one and then when they realize that they fucked each other over, angry gay sex ensues. Probably with symbolism and monologuing.

...idk.

SPEAKING OF GAY SEX (I am singleminded, okay) tell me about Jet's ~*~IDEAL VISION~*~ of his ~*~FIRST TIME~*~ with Zuko. Does he have it planned out! Will he hum Tubthumping the whole time! Will Zuko be able to stand for a week! INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

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iseeyouflaming October 21 2009, 08:06:59 UTC
SPINSPINSPINSPINSPINSPIN

Jet is going to do Zuko against the wall of the supply closet of the Jasmine Dragon.

OKAY NO but that will happen, it totally goes like the post-camp AU: Jet will do Zuko all night in his huge Firelord bed, it will be fan-fucking-tastic and neither of them will be able to stand for a week. But especially not Zuko.

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iseeyouflaming October 21 2009, 08:08:15 UTC
Rock Lee and Zuko meet at...a reunion party in Shin Makoku. Yes. What happens.

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 09:08:32 UTC
oh god sob

Lee would totally bother Zuko good-naturedly BECAUSE HE LOOKS SO FROWNY, WHY IS HE SO FROWNY until Zuko gives in and decides to speak to him. Because Lee is kind of like Aang in that way where you can't actually resist him when he's being perky at you. :( At the end of the night Zuko wouldn't be sure how it happened but he would have totally learned to knit and have his very own friendship bracelet and also probably a pet squirrel and an IOU for some HOT-BLOODED MANLY SPARRING.

... JET'S DEEP THOUGHTS ON JAZZY. GIVE ME THEM.

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twistofcetra October 21 2009, 08:55:07 UTC
shit i love that song

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capthlock_rage October 21 2009, 09:01:32 UTC
ME TOO

and now it is stuck in your head

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