[VACATION POST II: SEXLECTRIC BOOGALOO]

[iseeyouflaming]

[What a nice little room you're in! It's like a fancy hotel room or a really really small studio apartment. On the bed is a note:

Enjoy your honeymoon! ♥ Ignore any cameras you may see.

Wow, they make baskets of lube?]

Is this one of the house rooms?

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[iseeyouflaming]

[oh, right, you make me look like a gourmet chef]

[okay, pouring in some rice and adding the water]

[capthlock_rage]

[awwwww you're so domestic]

You make this look so easy.

[iseeyouflaming]

It's supposed to be easy. We'll see how this thing works...

[push...button...?]

[capthlock_rage]

[waits for something dramatic to happen]

[iseeyouflaming]

...it says 20 minutes. Seriously?

[capthlock_rage]

What? Is that bad?

[iseeyouflaming]

Usually takes longer. I think.

[capthlock_rage]

... oh. Right. Of course.

[iseeyouflaming]

[okay, rummaging around in the cabinets]

Watch the rice...thing.

[capthlock_rage]

Okay... For what?

[STARING INTENTLY]

[iseeyouflaming]

[CLANGING]

Just make sure it doesn't do anything weird.

[capthlock_rage]

Um... all right?

[iseeyouflaming]

[you can also enjoy this nice view from down here]

[capthlock_rage]

[...peeeeek-- NO, MUST WATCH RICE COOKER DILIGENTLY]

[iseeyouflaming]

[it's too bad we don't know what a plumber porn fantasy would be]

[capthlock_rage]

[so many depths of debauchery left... unplumbed]