possibility :: 05 :: audio
[ sort of forced cough, the kind one makes when one isn't sure how to get anyone's attention but has seen other people do this sort of thing when they want attention....awkward pause, and then, ahem...]
Er, as there seem to be many more out and about and on the network than usual, it seemed like this might be a good time to ask.
If there is a good time here, I suppose.
To the point, I was wondering if...anyone...anywhere is hiring...for almost anything.
I seem to be in need of a job.
All our allowances pooled don't seem to account for everyone...what with it being five of us now, technically...er... [sigh]
Though I'm not terribly good at cooking, I am a fair hand at cleaning if we don't count ironing and general organization as long as we don't experience shifts here like at Stallery, and I'm good with animals.
...
Or I have been so far, that is.
Then again, I suppose if I managed to acquire a place at the butcher's then I could be paid in the amounts for feeding Klartch...but I somehow can't see myself...[ trails off....realizes it's on an about to click it to REALLY off when...]
Excellent display of your skills, Grant, they'll be queuing up to hire you.
Is that sarcas----
[louder] He's actually far more capable than he makes himself sound. Except with ironing. Give the lad a chance, he won't let you down. And now I'd better find myself a job as well.
Are you done?
[ click ]
[[ooc: Bold = Christopher if you had any doubts...everything else is Fail Conrad....and 4th wall is fine or what-have-you except no spoilers for the end of the book since, well, that would defeat the purpose of taking him from before then 83 yeah. ]]